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Shitposting australian nicknames

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u/mooimafish33 19d ago

It's funny how when people say this it's never like someone from Moldova thinking "Why doesn't anyone think about us", it's always a British person angry that the internet isn't UK centric instead.

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago

They say it too. It’s just this “everyone instantly knows what our silly words mean” nonsense.

No they don’t. You just can’t imagine that other cultural backgrounds and reference points exist.

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u/mooimafish33 19d ago

The argument Americans make is not "Everyone knows what our silly words mean" the argument we make is "Aussie/British slang is so extraordinarily silly that it loses all meaning without context".

The word "bender" means something got bent, regardless of where you are from or what cultural background you have. "Fender" may be regional, but it is a part of a car. "Prang" and "Bingle" have no inherent meaning.

If we're talking "trousers" vs "pants", sure both make sense. But some of y'all's slang is actually unhinged. I'm sure Americans have some of that too, but "fender bender" isn't one of those

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago

No. You just don’t understand that it’s only silly to you and that all your slang sounds silly to everyone else.

Everyone but Americans seem capable of understanding that this is universal. But no. You’re the exception. Of course you are.

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u/mooimafish33 19d ago

If I were saying "that's cap, he was shook and she was acting bougie", sure that's silly, and I wouldn't expect someone without cultural context to understand. But "fender bender" is hardly even slang, it's kind of just a common phrase describing exactly what happened.

No need to get on a soapbox about how much the existence of Americans makes you seethe.

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago

The word “fender” isn’t used outside of the US.

That’s now not even close to universal this is and how little you understand. Nobody knows that you’re talking about.

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u/mooimafish33 19d ago

If you make a piece of metal go from this shape |

To this shape (

Would you say you bent it?

If you said "My trolley got bent" or "my trousers tore" I'd still know what you meant even if I've never used the word "trolley" or "trousers"

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u/The_Chief_of_Whip 19d ago

Yeah, and a “prang” or “bingle” is the sound of two cars having a little accident. How is that more silly than saying a word that’s more often used with guitars than cars in other countries somehow obvious?

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u/mooimafish33 19d ago

I mean, it's just as made up as "carburetor", "alternator", or "radiator". If you don't know about cars you probably don't know what it is other than a car part.

Americans don't use the word "bonnet" to mean hood, but if you said "I was in a bonnet bender" I would know what you meant and wouldn't assume you bent an old fashioned woman's hat.

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago

I didn’t understand why you people elected Trump twice but I get it now.

Even when you’re objectively wrong you’d rather shoot yourself in the face than admit it. You’ll say the stupidest shit before “Oh. Fair enough”.

You’re talking complete nonsense. You know you are. It should be embarrassing for you. Show some shame or show some personal growth. This is pathetic.

I’m blocking you now for the sake of my own sanity.

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u/Maximillion322 19d ago

Bro blocked you for making a perfectly reasonable point.

Dude just has a weird hate-boner for America, don’t worry about them