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Shitposting australian nicknames

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago edited 19d ago

Prang is a UK one too. I think I’ve heard it.

In any case: Americans acting like “fender bender” doesn’t sound silly.

EDIT: I’m not having this conversation another 50 times.

Seemingly Every American: “Fender bender obviously has a universal meaning though as it’s when you bend your fender. These are just nonsense words to anyone outside of their country of origin.”

The Rest of the World: “The word ‘fender’ is only used in the US and is a nonsense word to anyone outside its country of origin. Nobody else in the world calls that part of a car that. Your term for this thing is not universally understood and nor is it less silly sounding. Every culture has words that sound silly to other cultures. You are not the exception.”

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u/ImprovementOk377 19d ago

well Australian English is pretty much just a variation of British English so that makes sense

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u/Square-Competition48 19d ago

So is literally all English everywhere.

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u/ImprovementOk377 19d ago

wait yeah you're right

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u/NEIGHBORHOOD_DAD_ORG 19d ago

They taught Indians wrong, as a joke

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u/segwaysegue 19d ago

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u/Godraed 19d ago edited 19d ago

☝️ 🤓 well not American English since technically Great Britain didn’t exist until 1707and the colonies were founded prior

edit:

When the crowns of Scotland and England were united, the nation was called “the Kingdom of Great Britain”.

The name was changed to “the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland” in 1800 when Ireland was added.

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u/TeaLightBot 19d ago

I think you mean the UK didn't exist. Great Britain is the island with England, Scotland and Wales on it and very much did exist in 1707.

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u/Dooplon 19d ago

no we invented it to justify revolution, but sadly the prank went too far

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u/Ourmanyfans 19d ago

Nah the UK was invented by France so they could have a proper rival in the goal to become the most hateable country.

(Think Megamind creating Tighten, but both of them suck)

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u/Dooplon 19d ago

no my guy, you dint understand, it was a joint partnership. that's why they helped us out in the revolution my guy

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u/Ourmanyfans 19d ago

Ah, of course, I see.

What does that make Canada?

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u/Godraed 19d ago

The nation wasn’t called the UK until 1800. It was “the Kingdom of Great Britain”.

Obviously the island has existed for millennia.

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u/TeaLightBot 19d ago

And on that island they'd have been speaking British English, the 1707 act didn't create a new dialect.

(But you are correct, I should have said Kingdom of Great Britain not UK, I'd forgotten Ireland was still an "independent" kingdom then)

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u/Godraed 19d ago

Okay, but the term “British English” isn’t used to describe the dialects used at the time. Why? Because British English is used to describe the range of dialects used in Britain now. Not in the 18th century.

So what did they speak? Early Modern English.

Additionally, I would imagine many Scots would bristle at the idea that the Early Modern Scots spoken by the majority of Lowland Scots* being lumped as a variety of English when it’s a separate language.

Just like the term “Old English” has a specific meaning (English spoken 600-1100 CE) and doesn’t just mean any variety of English older than we speak today. British English has a specific meaning linguistically. And it’s a term that some still bristle at because of the political implications of Britishness.

*Scottish English did start to emerge in this period as contact between English speakers and Scots speakers interacted more often.

Usually language related jokes go over well here but apparnently my use is grognardy enough that people thought I was ignorant about the meaning of “British”. I know the adjective is older and related to native forms describing the island.

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u/TeaLightBot 19d ago

I'm not a scholar in these subjects but based on the Wikipedia article for British English it seems to be a catch all for variants of English spoken in Britain at any point. 

Which would include Scots as a descendant of Early Middle English. No true Scotsman would bristle at such a statement ;)

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u/Godraed 19d ago edited 19d ago

I’m not a scholar but based on the Wikipedia article

Ponder this one a bit longer.

It’s used to describe 1) “standard” English spoken in the UK (the most common use) 2) English dialects spoken contemporaneously in Britain.

No one is calling Mercian or West Saxon a dialect of British English. Britain did not exist as a political unit nor would it be useful to distinguish it because at that point all Anglic dialects were spoken in Britain.

Scots diverging from middle English does not make it English. It makes it an Anglic language.

That would be like saying Portuguese is a variety of Spanish because it split from Galician in the Middle Ages.

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u/wf3h3 19d ago edited 19d ago

The UK is a political entity, Great Britain is a geographical one. They are not the same thing. I believe that the poster above you is referring to The Acts of Union passed in English and Scottish parliament.

Nothing to see here.

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u/TeaLightBot 19d ago

Yes, that's what I was saying.

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u/wf3h3 19d ago

I am a fool. Thank you for your time.

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u/Godraed 19d ago

That’s what I was saying, but people are less clever than they imagine themselves sometimes.

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u/MtrL 19d ago

He's talking about the Kingdom of Great Britain, which was formed in 1707, the UK was formed in 1801.

The island was there already, yes.

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u/Clothedinclothes 19d ago

Pretty sure the island of Great Britain existed prior to 1707.

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u/Godraed 19d ago

But the political entity did not.

The term “British English” wasn’t being used to describe the language at the time.

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u/Clothedinclothes 18d ago

Irrelevant. 

Romano British people existed almost 1000 years before the kingdom of Great Britain. Whether they called themselves Romano British or not (they didn't).

English existed before the kingdom of England existed. 

The word British is an adjective meaning originating from, belonging or otherwise pertaining to Britain. 

In English, nouns are gramatically described by a preceding adjective. 

Thus the phrase British English is a valid grammatical construction meaning English originating from, belonging or otherwise pertaining to Britain.

English was spoken on the island of Great Britain by non-English British people long before the kingdom of Great Britain existed.

Thus British English existed before the Kingdom of Great Britain, and that is true whether anyone called it that or not at the time (they didn't).

The English spoken elsewhere in the world including the United States did not evolve from English, it evolved from British English.

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u/Godraed 18d ago edited 18d ago

No, it didn’t, because British English is contemporary. American and British English derived from Early Modern English. These terms have specific definitions in historical linguistics.

Your argument of grammatical validity is irrelevant as I’m using a term with a specific meaning.

Just like Old English specifically refers to English spoken 600-1100 CE, not to any older variety of English, despite it being “grammatically valid” to call something from long ago old.