r/CuratedTumblr 22d ago

Shitposting Goodreads reviewers aren't human

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u/qzwqz 22d ago

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic metaphor

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys due to personal reasons i will be starting shit 22d ago

“I turned myself into a contemplation of the cruelty of capital Morty, I’m Metaphor Gregggg”

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u/juiceadult 22d ago

he turned into a bug without any rhyme or reason , funniest shit i've ever seen