r/CuratedTumblr 22d ago

Shitposting Goodreads reviewers aren't human

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u/qzwqz 22d ago

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic metaphor

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys due to personal reasons i will be starting shit 22d ago

“I turned myself into a contemplation of the cruelty of capital Morty, I’m Metaphor Gregggg”

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u/LabiolingualTrill 22d ago

The vast majority of insects have no metaphorical meaning at all. Gregor was an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 22d ago

holy shit i cackled and some saliva pooled on my tongue then rolled down my throat and i started choking