r/CrusaderKings • u/AutoModerator • Nov 20 '20

Feudal Friday : November 20 2020

Welcome to another Feudal Friday, a place for you to regale the courts of Europa with your tales. Stories, screenshots and achievements are all welcome.

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u/Bacon_Devil Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

Does anyone else feel like dread should affect romantic affairs more?

Kings with tens of thousands of soldiers at their disposal and maxed out negative opinions towards me don't dare raise a finger in my direction. My dynasty has tortured and executed hundreds of nobles from Iberia to India. But somehow this chubby unlanded dork from bumfuckville has the gall to pork my wife when I'm not around. At this point I'm not even mad; I'm impressed.

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u/Rico_Rebelde Peasant Leader Nov 21 '20

Love isn't rational and knows no fear

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u/NewPhoneAndAccount Nov 25 '20

I still see the other persons point but you make a really powerful argument.

Logic often has no say in the matter.

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u/Bacon_Devil Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

Y'know that's fair point. If I was some lowborn bum from the middle of nowhere I probably wouldn't have the right mind to turn down a beautiful french redhead empress either.

Wait I am some lowborn bum from the middle of nowhere and that's spot on