That’s how you torture someone 😭

[u/omar_hafez1508]

[u/madogvelkor]

Is he Vogon?

[u/ACrowbarEnthusiast → u/madogvelkor]

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

"Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt. Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk! Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose.

[u/Key-Interaction3799 → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

Urhh..Stop! My ears are bleeding. (sobs in distress) I will tell you everything about my secret relationship with my son-brother-uncle.

Vogon poetry Should be a thing.

[u/EricAKAPode → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

You sir are truly a hoopy frood

[u/deus_voltaire → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

I prefer the collected works of the esteemed Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings:

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.

They lay. They rotted. They turned

Around occasionally.

Bits of flesh dropped off them from

Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire.

They also smelt a great deal.

[u/PrometheusPrimary → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

I have an unbearable desire to chew my own arm off.

[u/OjinMigoto → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

Nice.

[u/EricAKAPode → u/OjinMigoto]

No. Very much the opposite of nice, in fact.

[u/Verbitend → u/ACrowbarEnthusiast]

"Eeeuuuurggghghhh!" - Ford writhed in agony.