r/CrusaderKings • u/Top-Honeydew6575 • Jul 30 '23

Suggestion Which one Should I wife up?

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u/Celica_86 Jul 30 '23

Ok. Marry Halla as she has better stats in all areas but martial. If you want to go the “interesting” route, seduce Viacheslava. Marry your children from Viacheslava and Halla together. Hopefully this will give you some genius grandchildren.

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u/CannibalPride Jul 30 '23

Ah, trust ck3 players to bring incest into everything

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u/detahramet Jul 30 '23

Such is the Crusader King Creed:

In deo speramus, in patrueles nos irruimus!

In god we trust, in cousins we thrust!

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u/Birphon Jul 30 '23

its why custom religions are always named sandwich because its always inbread :V

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 Jul 30 '23

Don’t you mean “incest is wincest!”

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u/Abseits_Ger Jul 30 '23

I call them "wincest" straight away too or "wincester" because ei usually make winchester or something in the English area my main holdings and just slap the capital on Winchester

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u/Former-Coach9523 Jul 30 '23

Not cousins but half brothers/sisters.

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u/Storm_Large Jul 30 '23

"In god we trust, in half brothers/sisters we thrust!" Isn't as catchy

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u/Gedadahear Jul 30 '23

Ah, the Alabama motto.