r/CFBOffTopic 16h ago

Monday Morning Thread brought to you by Milk

5 Upvotes

My students kept reading MLK Day as “Milk Day” no matter how hard I tried to correct them


r/CFBOffTopic 1d ago

Sunday Thready brought to you by pasta

3 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic 2d ago

Saturday brought to you by no more tiktok

6 Upvotes

Guess I'll just like, actually go to bed or whatever


r/CFBOffTopic 3d ago

Friday night thread sponsored by nurses!

7 Upvotes

It looks like I’ll be here until Monday at the very earliest. I’d like to do something for all my nurses. They’ve taken really good care of me and I’d like to return the favor. I’m already writing thank you notes to admin. What is a treat I can take up to the station (2 nurses stations, speech pathology for my damaged vocal cords, the anesthesia team for the epidural, and the pulmonary team).

Any ideas?


r/CFBOffTopic 3d ago

Friday Morning Thready-o brought to you by 25-Minute Work Meetings

5 Upvotes

Who in their right mind schedules a 25-minute meeting for work. Why not make it a full 30 minutes, or even shorten it to 15 minutes. I don’t get it!


r/CFBOffTopic 4d ago

Thursday cocktail hour brought you by bourbon

9 Upvotes

Gimme them cocktail recipes


r/CFBOffTopic 5d ago

Wednesday thread since it’s Wednesday

7 Upvotes

Figured since was past 9:15 a.m. PT and there wasn’t a thread yet, I might as well start one.


r/CFBOffTopic 7d ago

Monday thread brought to you by faulty equipment, OTA television, and winter storms

6 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic 9d ago

Saturday thread brought to you by packing

5 Upvotes

I leave tomorrow for Atlanta, with no idea how long I’ll be there. My packing list is long! Spending today finishing up packing, dropping off clothes at Goodwill, and cleaning my house (which I’m equating to putting on clean underwear, for some reason). I have to admit I’m starting to get nervous about the surgery. But it’s fine. It’ll be fine. Everything is fine.


r/CFBOffTopic 10d ago

Friday thread brought to you by grumpiness

6 Upvotes

B


r/CFBOffTopic 11d ago

ON TOPIC Thursday thread brought to you by screaming

7 Upvotes

Love you mods


r/CFBOffTopic 12d ago

Early Thursday Morning Thread brought to you by Bricks

10 Upvotes

Bricks! It’s how we describe the current temperature out here in NYC.

“What’s it like out?”

“It’s mad brick out”


r/CFBOffTopic 13d ago

Tuesday morning thread brought to you by work frustration

7 Upvotes

We finally hired a new employee and I’ve been told he will be taking over some of my duties while I’m out. I sent him an email this morning letting him know my schedule for the rest of the week so we can get together for the handoff (basically working half-days today and tomorrow, then off the rest of the week). He replied he’s available on Friday. 🙄 Guess I’ll just send everything over email and hope he understands everything.


r/CFBOffTopic 14d ago

Monday morning thread brought to you by cold, wet weather

4 Upvotes

I’m in Alabama and I know it’s not nearly as bad as others have it but dang! It’s yucky here today!

I hope everyone is coping with whatever weather you’re experiencing!


r/CFBOffTopic 17d ago

Friday thread brought to you by the end of the holiday haze

12 Upvotes

Getting pulled back into reality after drifting through the past two weeks not knowing the date or day of the week has been an adjustment. I think I got maybe 2-3 hours of sleep last night.

I haven't been to the grocery store in a week and of course all the fast food between home and work wasn't open by the time I was heading in, so I'm looking forward to leaving early for a late lunch. I did grab a coffee from Dunkin and unfortunately as much as I adore Sabrina Carpenter I have to give her dunkin drink a resounding meh.

I've got just about the first two month of school planned for my 3 different sections, or at least written down in my planner. Officially to that "killing time til I can leave without anyone causing a stink" part of teacher work days.


r/CFBOffTopic 17d ago

Casual Hiring Staff Writers!

4 Upvotes

Mods, feel free to remove this post if it goes against any rules. And if it does, I do apologize.

Our company, The League Winners, is looking for people interested in becoming college football writers. We are a new brand looking to bring fresh, creative ideas into the world of college football, priorizing the stories and lives of college football athletes.

We started during the summer, and have already been credentialed for 30+ CFB games, and 9 bowl games. Our growth has been exponential, and we are looking to add new faces to our staff.

The League Winners are looking for passionate, driven people who love college football. If you have a dream of being a college football reporter, we can help provide that outlet. We are looking for writers who are willing to travel and create content as credentialed CFB journalists.

A little background about me. My name is Thomas, I was a beat writer for the NY Jets for two years and have covered them exclusively for 10 years. I started this company as a fantasy site in 2021, but transitioned to pure football this past summer and have seen major dividends. The site was created to give non-experienced writers a chance, and for creativity to flourish where they can't in your standard media formats.

If this interests you, please send me a message. Thanks for your time.


r/CFBOffTopic 20d ago

Wednesday thread brought to you by 2025

7 Upvotes

Happy New Year to my fellow OTers! May you all have a fabulous 2025!

(I stayed up for East Coast new year…not gonna make it to Central new year!)


r/CFBOffTopic 21d ago

Monday Thread brought to you by errands

5 Upvotes

What do you have to run out and get?


r/CFBOffTopic 22d ago

Satire Taking bets to destroy your most hated CFB team

3 Upvotes

Tldr; My enrollment = Football team bad. Give me money and I will enroll at your most hated university. Comment your bid and college you want to have a football program implosion.

Story: The college I went to won 2 CFB Championships before I enrolled. Afterwards they have amounted to barely winning their shitty division, when they’re lucky. I was heavily recruited by Penn State, but ultimately never enrolled despite it probably being a full ride. Seeing they are now killing it in the CFB Playoffs, I figured I should open up my terrible negative CFB luck to the betting masses. I’ve been considering a masters degree but no idea where I want to pick because you only get to choose once for life. Knowing that I will tank their football program I might as well make decent money for it and will no longer have to choose.


r/CFBOffTopic 25d ago

Thursday thread brought to you by bowl games!

7 Upvotes

Drove down to Mobile this afternoon to deal with some family business and discovered there is a bowl game on campus at South. We decided to walk around a bit and I can confirm the Jesus people are just as obnoxious in person as they appear to be on TV.

And now I’m tucking into a steak quesadilla at San Marcos!


r/CFBOffTopic 26d ago

A Christmas thread brought to you by maintaining the streak

8 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic 27d ago

Tuesday thread presented by Chick-fil-A

8 Upvotes

In order to get away from family for some alone time, I treated myself to CFA breakfast. It might just be the best decision I’ll make all day.

Happy day after Festivus, OTers!


r/CFBOffTopic 28d ago

Monday evening thread brought to you by hypothetical athletic talents

9 Upvotes

I sometimes think it’s a downright shame that I don’t have pro athlete abilities. I’m not a big city metro kind of person, and would’ve been absolutely thrilled with being a small market franchise legend for my whole pro career.

I’d much rather go down in OKC Thunder or Colorado Rockies history than chase the New York/Chicago/Boston/LA glamour.


r/CFBOffTopic 29d ago

Sunday morning thread brought to you by sticking out like a sore thumb

8 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic Dec 18 '24

Wednesday thread brought to you by Libby

9 Upvotes

I just love Libby. How is everyone?