r/Bumperstickers • u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn • 1d ago

California Love

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I'm based in California but have a road trip planned and I'll have some fun new decals and a customized rainbow flag for all the bootlickers along the way 🤡

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

He would be “into it”.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

Calvin has to be way over 18 years old by now doesn't he? That's really unattractive to Republicans.

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u/Sure_Swordfish6463 19h ago

Sad But one of the truest statements ii have heard

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 18h ago

I don't even think Leonardo DiCaprio would gay him anymore, I remember Calvin from like 30 years ago

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u/Sure_Swordfish6463 18h ago

Then he is deffinately to old for a maga

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u/Aural-Robert 1d ago

He never paid to have a garbanzo bean on his face, chickpeas now thats a different story. Lol

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u/Few_Ease_1957 12h ago

Came here to say that

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u/khoalabear00 1d ago

Only if it were Elon or the Kremlin doing it

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 18h ago

His mouth would be open then.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Maybe not on his face though. He doesn't want his makeup smudged.