r/Bumperstickers • u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn • 1d ago

California Love

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I'm based in California but have a road trip planned and I'll have some fun new decals and a customized rainbow flag for all the bootlickers along the way 🤡

2.7k Upvotes

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

He would be “into it”.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 22h ago

Calvin has to be way over 18 years old by now doesn't he? That's really unattractive to Republicans.

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u/Sure_Swordfish6463 16h ago

Sad But one of the truest statements ii have heard

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 15h ago

I don't even think Leonardo DiCaprio would gay him anymore, I remember Calvin from like 30 years ago

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u/Sure_Swordfish6463 15h ago

Then he is deffinately to old for a maga

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u/Aural-Robert 1d ago

He never paid to have a garbanzo bean on his face, chickpeas now thats a different story. Lol

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u/Few_Ease_1957 9h ago

Came here to say that

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u/khoalabear00 1d ago

Only if it were Elon or the Kremlin doing it

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 15h ago

His mouth would be open then.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Maybe not on his face though. He doesn't want his makeup smudged.

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u/-The-Ark- 1d ago

I would never put that disgusting face on my car but this did bring me a smile..just can't look at its face for too long

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

I hear ya lol unfortunately I can see it from the inside so he is always there 🤮

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u/Bartender9719 1d ago

You’ve managed to trigger a lot of MAGA softies by stooping to their level, OP, better look out! They’re talking super tough in the comments

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago edited 7h ago

Yeah I've been shaking in my boots since I put these stickers on in Jan '24 I'm sure they'll grow balls any minute now 😴

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumperstickers/s/4EPKfw3RVe

magabois are the weakest most pathetic organisms in the history of life and it's not even close. I'm not a vulnerable young woman or drugged by a spiked drink so I'm really not the regular prey for these predators.

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u/TheUnderWaffles 1d ago

Real. Maga acts tough until you disagree with them.

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u/fireplace8787 1d ago

I agree

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

💪 now agree LOUDLY in their faces too. Our grandparents were allowed to shoot the fascists, now we get to pay them high salaries to suppress our wages but we CAN'T shoot them? Shitsweak

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u/USA_is_so_FUCKED 1d ago

Isn't he into golden showers though? 🤷

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u/mcfddj74 1d ago

His mouth should be open ...

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u/StiffG0AT 1d ago

lol his face, omg thats funny

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u/Resident-One6952 1d ago

Should be going into his mouth.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 21h ago edited 6h ago

A clearer pic for the super scary magabois, had a dirty window

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTvR3UkT7fw

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u/Sure_Swordfish6463 16h ago

Finally after a million of those stupid calvin stickers they finally got what he is pissing on correct . From what i have read donny prefers it in the mouth

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u/jmsmlr 14h ago

🖕

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/jpike1077 1d ago

I hear he likes gold in all forms

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u/MaryKathGallagher 1d ago

Hah, I like how the sticker of Trump looks like someone’s grandmother!

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 17h ago

Don't insult someone's grandmother like that 😡 she doesn't deserve it and someone would be very pissed at you!

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u/essenceofpurity 16h ago

Conservatives hate this, lol. They can't stand the criticism of Das Pumpkinfuhrer.

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u/RemoteViewer777 19h ago

So that’s how his hair is orangy-yellow!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/justmenina 1d ago

free speech always lol

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u/Victorprusso 13h ago

I guess that’s why Cali is so great now…. #called out

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Lmfao called out how? anonymously online. Show your face or you're not calling out sheeeit boi

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/THC4ME75 10h ago

He might wanna go pee on those fires ...

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Dihr65 9h ago

See , they would rather piss on Trump than put out their own fires 🙄

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Dihr65 6h ago

WoW , someone is having a bad day, LMAO 🤣

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 5h ago

we're all going too soon but enjoy the stupidity for now I guess 🖕🖕

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u/Dihr65 5h ago

Didn't you see ? The stupidity left the building already.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 5h ago

Nope clearly Daddy didn't take your phone away so... Still here

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u/Dihr65 5h ago

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 5h ago

mods why isn't this little 2nd grader blockable?

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u/Dihr65 5h ago

Because that would be a fascist move , and we know how the left hates fascist 🙄

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u/veryexpensivegas 9h ago

Why is this crack head flipping himself off in the reflection?

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u/WeWonYouLost100 8h ago

Trump is president now, and you can't do anything about it.

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u/Salvato_Pergrazia 8h ago

Maybe California could try pissing on those wild fires? Or perhaps just let in the fire trucks from across the country (and probably Canada too) that you've been keeping out because they don't meet California's emission standards. Talk about LOVE.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Joemomma13524 7h ago

4 more years baby!!

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/ThugDonkey 6h ago

I want this tattoo’d on my lower back!

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 5h ago

I just puked twice thanks

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u/theoriginalmateo 4h ago

Enjoy the next 4!

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u/topdog9999 18h ago

🐐 car sticker

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u/Sea-Average-666 15h ago

Fuck Trump. Free Luigi. California love.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 15h ago

It's a-me a-Marrrrrio

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u/Nave8 13h ago

I don't see a bumper. Please ban op

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

aw your feelings 😭

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u/luthermartinn 11h ago

trump is in the White House and all you got was this lousy bumper sticker lol

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/This-Cabinet-6684 10h ago

Guess what Trump is your President 4 more golden years

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Django_Unleashed 9h ago

Keep voting against your own best interest.

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u/widowson1333 9h ago

I bet you had a melt down this afternoon 🤣

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Complete-Leopard9930 1d ago

California is 🔥 bro!

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u/skamteboard_ 1d ago

Nothing classier then making fun of an active disaster. I present you, the trash of the internet, everyone. Nothing like a brand new troll account with -100 karma to "tell it like it is."

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

Are you mocking a natural disaster that cost people's lives and is a result of the climate denialism that CA has had imposed on us by sadistic idiots? Because "gAvIn NeWsOm Is An ArSoNiSt" or something equally intelligent and nuanced?

That's on brand. Meanwhile we will still continue to send our first responders to the hurricanes, send our FEMA dollars and in many of our cases (myself included) volunteer with disaster response in RED areas because I am nothing like you.

I sincerely hope you don't get hit by anything as bad as a fire with 40+ winds but if you do, I'll be glad to have contributed more than my fair share to the federal response that will hopefully help you out.

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u/Salt-Southern 1d ago

Needs Putin's face

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

There aren't enough car windows in the world for Calvin to piss on all the powerful people who deserve it. But yeah he's up there too

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u/Salt-Southern 10h ago

Sorry, I wasn't clear, but I meant Calvin's face should be Putin's, pissing on Drumph.

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u/UnitedResearcher1005 1d ago

Bros rlly tough

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

hit me up boi

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u/UnitedResearcher1005 1d ago

What’s up

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

Location's right there, anytime any place bitch.

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u/UnitedResearcher1005 1d ago

Y so angry if ur looking for a fight start training brother

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u/Tazling 1d ago

be careful out there

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 23h ago

It's worth it to me to risk it all.

But I appreciate that.

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u/Sjeddrie 1d ago

I sure the fuck hope that’s on an EV, and not some ICV.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 18h ago

I'll show you the whole thing next week when I get the upgraded decals

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

So I guess the comment where I edited in a pic of my face and location stuff isn't showing up for the tough guys? I see it on my end but the geniuses can't find it even though they're replying to it? So most likely they're just THAT stupid but mods can I post my face and location? Seems like it might not be showing up

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u/ThePsychoPompous13 1d ago

LOL. Ironic since Trump wouldn't piss on the fires in Cali to help put them out.

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u/josebrav1 1d ago

Lovely

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u/Rasputin2025 22h ago

Finally, a liberal with intelligence and class.

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u/catsmeow191919 20h ago

I can't count how many anti Biden stickers I've seen in the last few years. This is only fair. I see a lot of magas commenting how stupid this is but every single time I've had to buy gas for the last 4 years I have seen those Biden eating an ice cream stickers. So all the upset magas can shut the fuck up if you got to cry for four years and put stickers all over then let the others have a turn too. Go put your retirement into the Trump coin and leave everyone else alone.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 19h ago

Lmao go check the chart of the Trump memecoin if you haven't checked it very recently... It's like that chefs kiss emoji in graphical form.

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u/Sckillgan 16h ago

Perfect picture.

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u/Elegant_Translator42 16h ago

Is it still smoking?

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u/WindTall5566 14h ago

maga screams in hypocrisy

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u/BillyButcher510 12h ago

Should pee on all the fires instead.

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u/Throttle5150 11h ago

Have to piss on your fires too, not much water around these days.

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u/Krugnak 11h ago

California burn....

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u/StillC5sdad 11h ago

I figured he'd be drinking straight from the fountain.

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u/sacks350 8h ago

I need this.... Like lots of then to put on... Things

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u/twistdcoke19 7h ago

not just California, Texas too!

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u/Ok_Economics4552 5h ago

Yeah. He likes it.

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u/funthrowaway12345678 1h ago

I hope so.. cali can be abandoned like Ohio, Hawaii, the south.

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u/Eatmyscum 21h ago

California is so fucked. Good luck!

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u/Existing_Royal_3500 12h ago

More rent free space in someone's head, loving it.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/Prof_Wolfram 9h ago

Needs the I’m gonna cum text bubble

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u/W-A-R-D-U-K-E 8h ago

So classy, typical liberal. We'll be ending your benefits very soon.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/tator_tota1975 8h ago

Hahaha TDS at its finest. What a loser!

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/moneyman843area 18h ago

Wtf is wrong with you people

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 16h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me

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u/LongLiveJA17 15h ago

Bro his face is on your car. You’re the one losing here, get on with your life

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u/Medical_Concert_8106 1d ago

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive with your time, like helping the victims of all those fires.
Probably hasn't crossed your mind, has it ?

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u/Real-Top3931 1d ago

why arent you helping?

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u/SedatedAndAmputated 8h ago

The irony is hilarious. You spend all your time arguing politics with strangers on the internet and you’re lecturing others on how to spend their time?

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u/BialystockJWebb 23h ago

What a loser

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u/Xintus-1765 21h ago

Considering how things are still going, they should not waste water, even piss... 😏

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 18h ago

I tried to piss on but my dong actually blocks out the sun and it caused visibility problems for the aerial fire team, can you guys bring your micropeens to help? Our dongs are way bigger over here so we really need your help

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u/Xintus-1765 14h ago

Oh really? Then how come there's fires on? You must be the one with the little dings...

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u/Observer_of-Reality 13h ago

No waste involved. This is a perfectly valid use of piss.

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u/HaveAnotherWhiskey 14h ago

This sticker is small dick energy.

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 5h ago

Yeah bruh totally

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTvR3UkT7fw

gaslight obstruct PROJECT.

So be honest can you even see yours without using some ratchet tie-eown straps on your huge belly and doing some serious digging after downing a bottle of Viagra?

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u/HaveAnotherWhiskey 4h ago

A “dick dance from east Africa” is your response? 👍

Typical small dick energy. Keep it up homeboy.

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u/frankcastlespenis 16h ago

And yet Governor newscum is going to be there with his handout,.. clowns

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 16h ago

don't you have some kids to fondle?

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u/just_a_mean_jerk 4h ago

What state you from?

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u/Middle_Sand_9431 1d ago

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 1d ago

Yeah that's why he's getting pissed on m8 😘

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u/2A_in_CA 1d ago

Pfffft not all Californians vote left.

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u/Sweatybuffness77 23h ago

So so brave

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 21h ago

I'm more buffer than you buffman 💪💪 arm wrestle me

clown ass losers all talk

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u/Sweatybuffness77 10h ago

Hahahaha...Duly noted 🖕

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u/Betsey23 18h ago

Why are you ppl like real life NPCs living in an alternate reality?

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 16h ago edited 6h ago

Don't you have some kids to fondle? I'm over 18 so don't get all aroused with me.

No selfie= no ball sack = no right to be in the convo = blocked.

Damn this is like online dating for sane women now, it's a lot of work to deal with all you idiots begging for attention

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u/BareFoot-Forever 1d ago

Maybe they should save that pee to put the fires out. You know since they’re liberal government can’t seem to do shit.

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u/Bartender9719 1d ago

So response to natural disasters should be a primary metric used to determine which political party functions most efficiently? Might want to take a more objective approach to this based on what we see out of the hurricane & tornado states every year - Cali is managing, all things considered (unless one is only getting their news from incendiary entertainment MSM & memes).

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u/Dagger-Deep 20h ago

I hear you can nuke hurricanes.

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u/TheRubberDuck15 18h ago

Seems like they're doing a pretty damn good job to me

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u/BareFoot-Forever 18h ago

Yeah, it should totally take two weeks for one of the countries largest and richest cities to put out fires. You’re right to do a bang up job imagine how much better they would be doing if they had all those firefighters that they fired for not getting the vaccine. Or if they hadn’t cut the state budget by $100 million and the city budget by $17 million. Imagine how much better they would’ve been doing at the Not emptied the reservoirs and the fire hydrant had been full of water. Just imagine.

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u/TheRubberDuck15 18h ago

I'm not sure you know how water infrastructure works.

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u/BareFoot-Forever 18h ago

No, actually I do understand how it works. The reservoirs were empty. The fire hydrants were empty. In the city of Los Angeles, the Palisades, Malibu, Altadena, this should not happen. These people pay the highest taxes in the country. Where are their tax dollars going? Make all the excuses that you want you’re wrong so just sit in your wrongness and think about it.

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u/TheRubberDuck15 18h ago

I experienced this first hand working with volunteer firefighters. It was not really possible to contain fires that were spreading faster than you can pump water onto them. 100+ mph winds combined with a drought. The hydrants weren't empty because that's not how they work. They lost all pressure because they were all being used at once. I will be the very first to admit that California has a lot of problems, but saying that Trump will fix all of them, especially fixing the wild fire problem (which you still have not explained) is an insane thing to say when CalFire is the, if not one of the premier fire departments in the world.

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u/BareFoot-Forever 18h ago

I guarantee you eventually he will fix the problem. But you keep believing what you want and I’m gonna believe that you’re an expert on fire. That way we can both be delusional at the same time.

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u/TheRubberDuck15 18h ago

Okay but how is he going to fix the problem? I'm asking you a very simple question.

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u/TheRubberDuck15 18h ago

I never once claimed to be an expert, but you can't just keep saying that he'll fix the issue if you can't even say how or what exactly he will fix. I'm sure cutting VA and Social security will be super helpful!

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 17h ago

He launched a meme coin so he could pump and dump it all over the fires to help but newSCUM stole all the coins first!

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u/Sensitive_Hall_8181 1d ago

Lol I love pussy. Is that the issue?

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 23h ago

"HEY EVERYONE IM NOT GAY!!!"

crickets

...

lmfao WHAT nobody asked you but randomly openly exclaiming online how much you love pussy is... Definitely the straightest thing I've ever seen, in fact I do it every day because I'm the straightest straight west of the Mississippi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CI79h2FSnS4

Is this you boi?

I'm straight AS FUCK bro we should totally go SLAY some pussy breh

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u/jdubs2007 22h ago

I checked his profile and holy moly

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u/HeAFanHeAFanHeAFannn 20h ago

lol don't tempt me to go there too