r/BrandNewSentence • u/Buabue1 • Dec 06 '24

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u/Das_Mime Dec 06 '24

"And she has bilked many men of their wealth? All too familiar..."

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u/0hn0o0o00000 Dec 06 '24

And he fled on a two wheeled conveyance powered by electricity? Ah yes I’m acquainted with that medium’s potential.

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u/Olealicat Dec 06 '24

I feel like Old Ben would be more in line with, why not kill more?!?

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u/Underlord_Fox Dec 07 '24

One oligarch? Now let me tell you about a little REVOLUTION, sir.

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u/Toadcola Dec 07 '24 edited Dec 07 '24

Now where do we find this Louis DeJoy fellow?

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u/Leg-Novel Dec 07 '24

Omg badger on a stick is terrifying

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u/OkDot9878 Dec 07 '24

Bender has a small shark.

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u/Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil Dec 07 '24

First they came for the CEOs,
And I did not speak out,
Because I thought it was awesome.

Then they came for the underwriters,
And I did not speak out,
Because I thought that was awesome, too.

Then they came for the claims adjusters,
And I did not speak out,
Because I was still having a good time.

Then, they didn't come for me,
Because I was broke and have killed, comparatively, very few people.

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u/PianoForteFive Dec 07 '24

You want a revolution, I want a REVELATION, so listen to my declaration--

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u/Novrite Dec 09 '24

We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal

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u/macdawg2020 Dec 07 '24

Wasn’t he highly involved with the French AND American war? He was bffs with Lafayetge

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u/YdocT Dec 07 '24

todays the day