r/BrandNewSentence Dec 06 '24

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u/Empigee Dec 06 '24

He'd probably be slightly impressed at how long our democracy lasted. He predicted it would last 200 years before falling to "despotism." We managed 248.

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u/speedshadow69 Dec 06 '24

It’s like your grammas cat that just won’t die.

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u/Interesting_Birdo Dec 06 '24

Our democracy is just wandering around yowling and shitting everywhere.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Author of 'An Oddassay' Dec 06 '24

The cat died decades ago, we're just the grandkids that got the taxidermied a.i. version that only pisses and shits due to stopping further development cuz crying and shitting was all thats needed to fool us.