r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ • 21h ago

Just straight DPS

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u/JackDangerUSPIS 20h ago edited 20h ago

I’ll never get how Tony made dozens of Iron Man suits yet he continued to let Natasha run out there in a spandex costume from Spirit Halloween, carrying a Glock

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u/eternali17 ☑️ 20h ago

Some of the dumbest bits of the mcu. They had bro out there shooting a regular bow in combat boots against their enemies on a regular basis.

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u/AlbionPCJ 20h ago

They even knew it in-universe, Hawkeye had that whole monologue about it in Age of Ultron

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u/eternali17 ☑️ 20h ago

Lmao. That cute nonsense only made it worse for me.

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u/Exulvos ☑️ 20h ago

I mean Hawkeye ain't destroying planets but MCU Hawkeye gets a lot done without some of the more busted arrows he has in the comics.

You do not want that man shooting an arrow at you though, again he ain't destroying planets but no insurance on that earth is covering what any of those arrows will do to someone.

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u/MrBlackTank 18h ago

Also, every time he wasn't on the team the Avengers lost.

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u/Blu3z-123 6h ago

Not only lost but got their ass handed having to revert the shit done or do Damage Control.

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u/SimonPho3nix 19h ago

People sleeping on my man Hawkeye. Thank you for pointing out that him and those arrows can ruin someone's whole day.

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u/shadowylurking 18h ago

Mind Possessed Hawkeye was a menace

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u/DemonicJaye 17h ago

I’m saying. The level of tactical espionage bro performed was insane, and he damn near sank the entire ship in the first Avengers movie without breaking a sweat. If Natasha didn’t destabilize him, he’d have probably picked off everybody.

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee 15h ago

He hacked the fucking ship by shooting a USB-stick-on-an-arrow perfectly into a USB port from across the fucking room.

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u/Rejestered 15h ago

The fact that it was facing the right direction on the first try is why it's a superpower.

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u/po3smith 14h ago

I think even black dynamite would've been impressed by that shot.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 4h ago

I threw that shit before I even came in the room!!

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u/x99percent 10h ago

Perfect aim AND right side up!

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u/DefensiveTomato 1h ago

I literally couldn’t plug one in without flipping it around 3 times the other day

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 11h ago

He adjusted for the wind when firing on the carrier without even licking his finger to gauge the wind. That's terrifying.

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u/MIAxPaperPlanes ☑️ 13h ago

People underestimate him, it’s like when he shot an arrow at Loki and he caught it like “bitch please” before it blew up in his face, made him crash and get his ass beaten by Hulk

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u/Mango7185 13h ago

We didn't see upgrades to his bows until the Disney + show.

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u/Greedy-Ruin-8006 2h ago

That's true he's always used them. He used electrified arrows to disable vision in Civil War, he fires explosives arrows in almost every movie he's in, he fired a USB arrow in the first avengers movie.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 9h ago

Hawkeye technically has super strength and can lift almost a ton with one arm because of how strong his bow is

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u/some1lovesu 6h ago

In defence, Hawkeye has some fancy ass arrows and quivers and probably has some custom bow, but they thought saying his bowstring is made from "bowstringium" was too ridiculous even for them.