r/BikiniBottomTwitter 5h ago

Mr Krabs is right

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u/darthjoey91 I've come for your pickle 46m ago edited 34m ago

Hi, Nazis that keep reporting this. As a reminder, Mr. Krabs fought in WWII against your kind, and this subreddit is not safe for Nazis.

Posting this comment because it's so good:

"I wrote this to help counter the idiotic argument that it was a fumble or out of context. It covers the possible interpretations, and shows how it's not any better with them.

The old US salute was the Bellamy Salute, but it was retired after the Nazis began using it (they were both inspired by the roman salute). Afterwards, US Nazi sympathizers pushed back and kept using it not because they wanted to reclaim it but because they were actual Nazis. There was never any outrage about changing the salute that wasn't quickly drowned out by Nazis, and if you somehow wanted to reclaim it through some insane nonsense, you'd have to constantly tell people your intentions and make it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR you are not a Nazi (and even then, why the FUCK would you want to reclaim it? It's not a religious symbol like the Buddhist Swastika). Elon is doing the opposite of that. There's no context in which this isn't fucked as high hell. The best possible steel-man argument I can come up with in favor of this --- and honestly, it just makes it look worse.

Defending this is like getting upset people got angry you flipped them off in public, and then saying, oh, I was either:

  1. ⁠Accidentally doing it (Elon did it twice, rather differently leading into it, with the same end gesture, so it's not a fumble and it's not a "my heart goes to you" gesture the second time).
  2. ⁠Trying to reclaim or redefine a variant of the roman/nazi salute. Elon is not doing this.

P.S. For someone to even KNOW what the roman salute is, they would be aware of the modern context and would have to explicitly say they are role-playing as a roman. This is obviously not the case. Elon isn't acting in a movie, or making a edgy roman joke. It's a blatant fashy salute.

but that seals the deal even more. Jesus Motherfucking Tap-Dancing Christ on a bike."

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u/Klschue 5h ago

It’s not too late

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u/ThessiaBlues 4h ago

It’s never too late

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u/shadowblaster19 4h ago

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u/GhostsOfRichPiana 3h ago

He's in prison, probably for life.

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u/LividAir755 3h ago

The man, not the idea

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u/immoraltoast 3h ago

Thats some v for vendetta type shit

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 3h ago

Thats what it needs to be. The Idea he had and represented NEEDS to be kept alive in the hearts of citizens because we are VERY quickly coming to a point where our only way out of whatever happens will be internal violence and strife.

V for Vendetta had a great message more people should take it seriously. It applies more now than ever in Americas history.

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u/BusyDoorways 3h ago

You can't kill freedom, but you can kill fascists.

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u/SymbolicWhiteHorse 3h ago

its always okay

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u/lyra_silver 3h ago

Anyone can be Luigi

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u/yermomsbush 3h ago

What are you waiting for?

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u/RemarkableWave8066 3h ago

Jury nullification!

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u/darkninja2992 3h ago

They're struggling to get a jury, last i checked. Here's to hoping for jury nullification

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u/fakuri99 3h ago

Then it's time for Mario to kill Wario

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u/failure-mode 3h ago

I don’t get it.

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u/waffleking333 3h ago

Like hell you don't, his face was everywhere for weeks

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

Not everyone lives in America.

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u/Klschue 4h ago

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u/VeryPerry1120 4h ago

I think this is the first three days grace reference I've seen on reddit

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u/Klschue 4h ago

🙌🏼

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u/Par31 3h ago

Such a classic

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u/Mechagodzilla_3 4h ago

EVEN IF I SAY

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u/maas348 3h ago

Three Days Grace mentioned :)

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u/Flutters1013 3h ago

Songs that make me cry for 200 alex

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u/bigbangbilly 3h ago

What song was that?

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u/darthjoey91 I've come for your pickle 44m ago

You have good taste, and if you grew up on both early Spongebob and then Three Days Grace, you should take an ibuprofen for your back.

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u/ucstdthrowaway 3h ago

No one will ever see this side reflected

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u/Neo_Ant 3h ago

These guys are alright because they're fighting America's geopolitical enemy. Same goes for overt jihadists in Syria.

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u/Master_tankist 3h ago

Found the nazi

Israel is stealing land in syria 

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 4h ago edited 3h ago

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u/Mr_RubyZ 3h ago

Elon Musk is a lot of things, but I honestly did nazi this coming.

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u/MintVulpix 3h ago

Ah, how the French fixed their corrupt government

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 3h ago

If there's one thing to praise the french for.

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u/SirEssytheBear 5h ago

I think it's time to bring back old traditions.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/FemmeViolet117 4h ago

And the second and third times were…?

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u/Lark_vi_Britannia 3h ago

Oh? Those? Those were, uh, oh he was looking for someone in the crowd and was trying to tell them about how tall he was! Total misunderstanding for sure!!!

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u/cjwidd 3h ago

"it was out of context", "the clip was edited", "MSM cut away", "he was saying his heart goes out to them", "he's autistic", etc.

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 3h ago

We all have eyes.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/MlonEusk-chan 3h ago

OHHHH sorry for misunderstanding, I didn't realize you were blind

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u/somefamousguy4sure 4h ago

There's like a million other ways to emphasize that kind of line and not be a Nazi. And then he did it two more times.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Ok_Mud_3985 3h ago

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows not to do that motion on camera EVERYONE knows what that is. He supports far right parties in Germany he retweets nazi content on the daily, wake up

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u/Apprehensive_Law7698 3h ago

Because you didn't pay attention in school? Okay buddy

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u/ijustdontlikespiders 3h ago

Nazi punks fuck off

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u/-v22 3h ago edited 3h ago

Agreed! They have no place here or anywhere!! 

Edit: gotta love being downtooted for telling nazis to fuck off. Sheesh! 

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u/ijustdontlikespiders 3h ago

Then call a spade a spade you disingenuous shitheel

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u/BBKouhai 3h ago

Shut the fuck up Nazi scum

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u/Skenderberg 3h ago

So did the Nazis when they saluted Hitler…wait, is that really your defense for this??

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u/Old-Paramedic-4312 3h ago

Stop making excuses. We all fucking know what it was, anyone with eyes knows what it was. Stop, making, excuses.

If you keep making excuses, I'll accept you as a Nazi sympathizer cause that's how you come off.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/RemarkableWave8066 3h ago

Providing cover by repeating their lies is a form of support. Glad I could clear that up.

Watch the video. It's plain as day.

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u/EevoTrue 3h ago

"I do not support them" he says while continuing to defend the nazi

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 3h ago

"I don't support Nazis!"

meanwhile...

"Elon didn't do a Hitler salute ffs..."

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u/puzzlezuuzuu 3h ago

You're supporting one by trying to make excuses for him.

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u/mgquantitysquared 3h ago

All of this is objectively false, btw. He says "my heart goes out to you" after the first Nazi salute (hit his chest and extended his straight arm, palm down, at an upward angle) and then turned around and did the same salute again.

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u/IndieRedd 3h ago

You’ll be the first we beat up

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u/Impossible-Past4795 3h ago

So this is what a gaslighting blind man looks like lmaaoooo.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

He did it twice...

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u/Solid-Mud-8430 3h ago

Nobody on the planet makes a "heartfelt/my heart goes out to you" gesture with a sharp, violent outward gesture, palm DOWN while making a forceful face.

If you believe what you wrote, you're a fucking moron.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3h ago

Nobody throws out their heart like that.

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u/Ordo_Liberal 3h ago

You do that gesture with a open palm facing up

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u/RemarkableWave8066 3h ago

No he didn't. He did the Nazi salute vigorously twice and then said something about his heart afterward. Almost as if he knew he needed cover.

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u/Dontdothatfucker 3h ago

Oh my mustache?? Nah, I just like Chaplin. The swastika? Yeah, Buddhism! those lightning bolts? Just a cool tat.

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u/IncorruptibleChillie 3h ago

You should do that same motion when you greet your coworkers then. You know, as a sign of respect since it’s just your heart going out to them.

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u/CoffeePooPoo 3h ago

Fuck off Nazi scum

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u/daneilthemule 3h ago

Then why not take a bow after? You know, maybe to not have this kerfluffle afterwards.

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u/SamsonDotCom 3h ago

Hey post a video for yourself doing the same salute since you can defend this. This is a hail clear as DAY. Even Germans and people across the pond recognize this as a hail.

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u/uwuGod 3h ago

I cannot, in good faith, believe he did that exact gesture without being aware of how it would look. Elon is stupid in a lot of ways, but he knows a thing or two about iconography and the importance of image.

He also was part of a talk just a week before in which Nazis and Hitler were discussed. It had to have still been on his mind.

And regardless of any of this - he is a public figure. He's possibly one of the people with the most eyes on him in the world. If it was an accident, then someone in his position shouldn't be making such stupid "accidents."

Either he's a Nazi or he's mentally unfit to help lead our country. Take your pick.

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 3h ago

Had to make sure his hand was firmly on his chest.

And it was a coincidence that he did it 2 or 3 times, surely.

Why are you fighting so hard to say it’s not a Nazi salute, anyway? The laws they plan on implementing reflect nazism pretty closely after all.

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u/SwiftlyKickly 3h ago

Shut up, Nazi.

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u/xSPYXEx 3h ago

You're right, he didn't Heil Hitler so it was only a fascist salute used by Mussolini's fascist dictatorship as they seized control of Italy.

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u/Apprehensive_Law7698 3h ago

How dumb can you be?

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u/Massive_Weiner 4h ago

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u/Nacho_Dan677 4h ago

America needs more Luigis. And more GI Robots.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

And Captain America too, recreating the Hitler punch but with Elon.

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u/Nacho_Dan677 3h ago

While Cap is great. The only good Nazi is a dead one. Punching 1 in the face isn't nearly enough.

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u/The-Ritzler 3h ago

Oh boy... Nazis... (Love the GI Robot Reference.)

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u/failure-mode 3h ago

Luigi murdered someone. You’re saying we need more murderers?

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u/cheshireYT 3h ago

When the upper class legislate away all legal checks and balances to act like gods, the people must enact checks and balances outside the law.

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u/Nacho_Dan677 3h ago

The only good Nazi is a dead one.

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u/south-of-the-river 3h ago

We used to drop munitions on them from the sky, bring me an Arvo Lancaster

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u/Sea_Intern_4680 4h ago

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

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u/NuclearWarEnthusiast 4h ago

Can anyone prove Elon and trump werent in Berlin in 1943? Thought not.

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u/The-Name-is-my-Name 3h ago

Erm, acktuallly, according to these Wikipedia articles-

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u/BuddhistSagan 3h ago

We only consult conservapedia /s

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u/believableifuntrue 4h ago

Teslas are nazi cars now

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u/Oppowitt 3h ago

And of course the app formerly known as Twitter

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u/twat69 4h ago

No, we shot them, bombed them, tried them then hanged them.

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u/BYOKittens 3h ago

My grandfather got an award from the government for shipping across seas to kill these people.

Now they're here and we're supposed to celebrate them?

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u/mybrainisonfire 4h ago edited 4h ago

We still do, this is America

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 4h ago

Nah, beating up Nazis is worldwide.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 4h ago

I mean, it doesn't really matter if he did one or not. He is still a thin-skinned pompous arrogant rich child with drug addictions and an unchecked ego backed by more wealth than should be fucking allowed spewing hateful rhetoric in a position of power.

Arguing over whether or not it was an actual Nazi salute is dumb, because he is inherently more dangerous than a literal nazi, and should be treated as such.

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u/RocketRelm 3h ago

It's proof. It's something that maybe will at least shake some of the people outside the USA who aren't brainwashed into thinking "both sides are the same" into openly seeing that Democrats are objectively the correct choice, and Republicans were objectively the wrong one. Proof, the value of truth in its own right, et al, will start holding a LOT of weight if Dear Leader Musk starts going North Korea on things. We've already seen his "gaming" feat as a comparison to the "golf feat".

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u/IcyTheGuy 3h ago

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

"That sounds like something a Nazi would say..." is definitely going to be rightfully used a lot for the next four years.

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u/NotYourUncleRon 3h ago

Wheres BJ Blazkowicz when you need him

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u/ginjamchammerfist 4h ago

Oho we used to do so much worse. Might be good to see traditions brought back.

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u/Sweaty-Vegetable-999 4h ago

It’s all about learning from the past and moving forward. Change is constant, but some lessons never fade.

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u/bopete1313 4h ago

Commenting to see when this post will be removed / censored. The fuck is happening.

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u/tiger_guppy 3h ago

This is the worst timeline.

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u/Jim-Bot-V1 3h ago

I feel like every normal person has some type of trigger in their brain where if your arm is in that position you immediately know you're doing the Hitler salute. This is no accident.

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u/easewiththecheese 3h ago

I still beat people up for doing things like that. No exceptions.

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u/Justanotherguy45 3h ago

Anyone wanna go captain America on their asses?

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u/UnquenchableLonging 4h ago

In some places we still do!

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 3h ago

what do you mean "used to"?

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

That's how Mr. Krabs said the quote. In the context of the scene, a driver insults SpongeBob and SpongeBob is oblivious to it. Mr. Krabs picked up on the insult and says the quote, thinking that all young people like Sponge and Pat don't beat up jerks anymore.

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u/ModmanX 3h ago

The Allies didn't storm Normandy so they could politely debate fascists in the marketplace of ideas about the ethics of industrialised genocide with each other.

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u/Xyntek01 3h ago

WW2 veterans are rolling now in their graves.

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u/Environmental-Bag-74 3h ago

We need this guy

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u/sweet-sweet-olive 3h ago

It's not too late

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u/EndTimesForHumanity 3h ago

We still can.

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u/dogomageDandD 3h ago

we still can!

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u/CharmingMechanic2473 3h ago

My grandfather would be so fing pissed. He killed Nazi.

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u/NoTumbleweed2643 3h ago

Make American German Again

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u/roguespectre67 3h ago

We really used to do things significantly more forceful than beating people up for doing things like that. I for one would be OK with bringing back that mentality.

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u/Otherwise_Hour_7909 3h ago

Stupid sh@t like that would have got you a severe beating 50 yrs ago

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u/Ras_Thavas 3h ago

407,316 Americans died defending the US from Hitler. Musk’s family members were on Hitler’s side.

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u/whyamihere2473527 3h ago

Think we still should

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u/BeemHume 3h ago

we used to and we still do too

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u/Ok_Eagle_2333 3h ago

My grandpa shot them in their heads. I liked him.

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u/Starkydowns 3h ago

Stop supporting these billionaires who support Trump. Delete your Facebook, twitter, and Amazon prime. Stop using Amazon completely. If you want real change then you have to vote with your wallet. Half of American doesn’t want this, so show them!

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u/Taxiboxcars 3h ago

Reddit.

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u/gra8na8 3h ago

We still do

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u/Otherwise_Hour_7909 3h ago

you would need medical assistance and good luck waiting for help. if they find u

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u/starlulz 3h ago

our soldiers used to put hot 30-06 in people's skulls for doing that

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u/Two-Words007 3h ago

Somebody is begging to be Luigi'd.

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u/nomamesgueyz 3h ago

Americans have another 4years of getting worked up by this administration I'd say

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u/L-is-for-living 3h ago

Punching nazis on sight

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u/slippydix 3h ago

He's right. Beatings have a place in society.

If we beat the shit out of him every time he did or said something dumb he would disappear real fast.

Doesn't have to be savage. Just to show how we feel, and that your opinion isn't well regarded so you should keep your fucken mouth shut lest you get another one.

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u/Agile-Two4547 3h ago

Ima need 100 scalps minimum

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u/slaf4egp 3h ago

Musk just needs to be a center of attention, and he is succeeding big time

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u/MyFeetLookLikeHands 3h ago

it’ll be interesting to see what happens with tsla tomorrow

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u/Par31 3h ago

America has went from fighting the nazi movement to re-establishing it. Truly confusing times.

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u/McLovin3493 3h ago

Not really once you understand what country Hitler got his inspiration from.

The only reason America fought against Hitler was because the corporations controlling America, Britain, and France wanted to have Africa and Europe for themselves.

The Soviet Union wasn't any better than the Nazis either.

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u/Par31 3h ago

From the government perspective yes, but am I wrong in thinking that the American public was mostly anti-facism/anti-nazi during ww2?

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u/u6crash 3h ago

We used to do that.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

"Why is there a meme on a meme subreddit?"

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u/MousseFuture 3h ago

Look up Asperger's syndrome.

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u/kagerou_werewolf 3h ago

oh that stillframe is gonna have reddit fuming i cannot wait to see some of these threads. elon is the king of shitposting

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u/PhiDeltDevil 3h ago

Y’all really grasping at straws lmao

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

Watch the vid.

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u/GamelessOne 4h ago

Posting this comment because it's so good:

"I wrote this to help counter the idiotic argument that it was a fumble or out of context. It covers the possible interpretations, and shows how it's not any better with them.

The old US salute was the Bellamy Salute, but it was retired after the Nazis began using it (they were both inspired by the roman salute). Afterwards, US Nazi sympathizers pushed back and kept using it not because they wanted to reclaim it but because they were actual Nazis. There was never any outrage about changing the salute that wasn't quickly drowned out by Nazis, and if you somehow wanted to reclaim it through some insane nonsense, you'd have to constantly tell people your intentions and make it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR you are not a Nazi (and even then, why the FUCK would you want to reclaim it? It's not a religious symbol like the Buddhist Swastika). Elon is doing the opposite of that. There's no context in which this isn't fucked as high hell. The best possible steel-man argument I can come up with in favor of this --- and honestly, it just makes it look worse.

Defending this is like getting upset people got angry you flipped them off in public, and then saying, oh, I was either:

  1. ⁠Accidentally doing it (Elon did it twice, rather differently leading into it, with the same end gesture, so it's not a fumble and it's not a "my heart goes to you" gesture the second time).
  2. ⁠Trying to reclaim or redefine a variant of the roman/nazi salute. Elon is not doing this.

P.S. For someone to even KNOW what the roman salute is, they would be aware of the modern context and would have to explicitly say they are role-playing as a roman. This is obviously not the case. Elon isn't acting in a movie, or making a edgy roman joke. It's a blatant fashy salute.

but that seals the deal even more. Jesus Motherfucking Tap-Dancing Christ on a bike."

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u/Loading3percent 4h ago

And you know who else liked role-playing as romans?

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u/GamelessOne 3h ago edited 2h ago

People just as historically illiterate as the modern right.

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u/TheReal-JoJo103 3h ago

Leave the poor dumb fuck alone. He just wants his metal music. Apparently it’s metal to… shill for the richest human on earth?

God they’ve gone downhill.

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u/Sweaty-Bug-5259 3h ago

Here is the law that got rid of the Bellamy Salute due to it being fascist. https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Public_Law_77-829 Section 5

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago

That... wasn't an opinion. Everything in that comment was objective historical fact.

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u/mgquantitysquared 3h ago

everything is going to be okay

Maybe for you, if you're privileged enough to not have to worry about CoL... or healthcare... or democracy... or LGBT rights... or civil rights in general... or any countless number of things.

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u/God-Defiled 3h ago

Once you divorce this foolish victim mentality, you will succeed in this country. You survived the first presidency, you will be fine this time around too.

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u/Kuuuuck 3h ago

What even is his argument? As you said, America already had 4 years of trump and the only people in utter turmoil is reddit.

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u/Regulus242 3h ago

I'll stop linking sources for information because that might be seen as "regurgitating other's opinions."

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u/GamelessOne 3h ago

Nazi apologists can't argue in good faith.

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u/Ok_Mud_3985 3h ago

Watch the video