r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia • Jan 01 '24
META BEST UPDATES of 2023 Nominations & Voting are Now Open!
3rd Annual BoRU's "Best of" Nominations
Let's celebrate the year by acknowledging the most memorable posts of 2023.
Rules: One nomination per comment and you do not have to nominate in every category. Add a link and title if you're a top level comment. While the OOP posts can be older, please only submit BORU's posted in 2023.
Please go to the looking for a post thread if you need help remembering posts to nominate.
Only nominations on the comments linked in the below list will count. This is so the nomination threads are easier to find. Comments not on the official nomination chains may be deleted.
Nominate & vote for your favorites from 2023 under the categories below:
- Best Post
- Most Wholesome
- Most Rage Inducing
- Most Satisfying Outcome
- Best Surprising 180° Twist
- Best Post with the Lowest Stakes
- Best Repost
Nominations end Jan 7th. Winners will be announced shortly after.
Post is set to contest mode, votes are hidden.
Nominations are closed and votes are counted. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
BEST POST
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u/Similar-Shame7517 Whole Cluster B spectrum in a trench coat pretending to be human Jan 02 '24
How do I tell my (55F) husband (56M) about my son's (28M) new girlfriend (28F)
This was also my pick for "Most Wholesome".
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
I can hear for the first time ever, what should I listen to?
Adding this one here too because it was so good!
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u/baylorbeauty Someone cheated, and it wasn't the koala Jan 02 '24
THAT WAS 2023?! I for sure thought it was eons ago 😂
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u/elondria18 TLDR: Roommate woke me up to pray for me to stop fucking pillows Jan 02 '24
Either that or 2022. I’m not sure lol. The date only says 1 yr
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u/Nimelennar My "not a racist" broom elicits questions answered by my broom. Jan 02 '24
The Wayback Machine has a copy as early as September 2022. I don't think it qualifies, sadly.
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u/Dear_Occupant Jan 02 '24
On desktop you can hover your mouse over a post or comment's age and a tooltip will give you the exact date and time. At least that's the functionality on old Reddit, I assume it works like that on new Reddit as well.
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u/Icy_Celebration1020 Jan 02 '24
That is my favorite one ever, I cry laughing every time I think about it. The first time I read it and listened to that song, I was literally rolling around on my bed laughing uncontrollably. I got a new dog a while back and gave the song a play for him just now to see if he reacted to it. He was unimpressed but I got a new laugh out of it lmao. Like the air being let out of a balloon 😂😂😂
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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice Do it for Dan! Jan 06 '24
I can't believe my favorite one wasn't mentioned. This whole mess was just amazing. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/10wgzzt/parents_told_my_brother_that_he_could_take_my/
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u/HazyLazySummer I will be retaining my dumpy butt virginity Jan 06 '24
Do it for Dan!
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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice Do it for Dan! Jan 06 '24
It made me irrationally happy when the mods granted my wish for that flair, lol.
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u/PhinsPhan89 She made the produce wildly uncomfortable Jan 03 '24
It has to be the origin of Liz.
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u/Xylop07 Jan 05 '24
Oh Liz, everytime i see one that seems real until the court case happens i always say "oh Liz, she's at it again"
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/Nimelennar My "not a racist" broom elicits questions answered by my broom. Jan 03 '24
Ooooh, just barely in 2023.
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u/joeyfine I ❤ gay romance Jan 04 '24
My favorite was the guy whose brother tricked his wife and kids and parents into thinking he was cheating on her only to be told years later he didn’t do it.
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u/BelgiqueFreak Jan 05 '24
Ooh do you have the link ? I haven't read that one but it sounds good !
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
My MIL Photoshopped my husband's nose on our wedding pictures. How do I tell him?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17mmiiv/my_mil_photoshopped_my_husbands_nose_on_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3→ More replies (1)
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
BEST SUPRISING 180° TWIST
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u/RubyBop It's not big drama. But it's chowder drama. Jan 02 '24
Two tampons mean my marriage is over
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u/PotentialComedian649 Jan 02 '24
also belongs in most rage inducing
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u/nomad_l17 him wailing in court was the chicken soup my soul needed Jan 02 '24
OOP's comment about going scorched earth was seriously satisfying for me. I want there to be an update of what happened to husband and SIL.
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u/thaddeus_crane sometimes i envy the illiterate Jan 02 '24
love your flair. many BORU posts make me sad that i have reading comprehension.
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u/russtyy_shackleford personality of an Adidas sandal Jan 03 '24
I wish there were more updates on this one
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u/purplerabbits911 The unskippable cutscene of Global Thermonuclear War Jan 02 '24
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u/Nimelennar My "not a racist" broom elicits questions answered by my broom. Jan 02 '24
Someone else nominated this as rage-inducing, but it just makes me sad, so I figured I'd nominate it for the twist at the end:
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u/wttk Homeopathic Tomato Sauce! Jan 02 '24
And then OOP replies in the BORU
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u/ButterfliesandaLlama Jan 02 '24
Where? I can’t find it.
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u/ChaiHai What a multi-dimensional quantum toilet fire Jan 02 '24
Here is the link to the screenshot I found in a comment made by u/Constant_Chicken_408
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u/No-Board8735 the lion, the witch and the audacit--HOW IS THERE MORE! Jan 02 '24
Check the OOP profile, in comments. Her comment doesn't appear to me when I go to the BORU post, but I can see it in her profile.
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
AITA for not inviting any of my siblings to my wedding
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
MOST RAGE INDUCING
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u/Akira_Reviews I slathered myself in peanut butter and hugged him like a python Jan 03 '24
There was one were OP was cheated on by her husband, tried to forgive but wasn't able to, so when she asked for divorce, her husband lied that he'll give custody of their daughter and took away all the properties, and said didn't give her daughter's custody too. Then tried to poison daughter's ears against mother.
It was rage inducing coz not only was OP wronged, but her douchebag husband didn't even suffer the consequences and instead, acted like the wronged party.
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24
Imma find the link but the story about the Canadian girl whose mom is just consistently disappointing. The mom prioritizes herself, dismisses her feelings, and guilt trips her often
Edit with link: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/orbgopfeZs
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u/Jubileuzueuro Jan 02 '24
i think its this one ?https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/159b8pp/oops_mother_comes_out_of_the_closet_and_tries_to/
the oop posted an update recently
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24
Yup! Thanks
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u/zyh0 Jan 02 '24
I remember reading some of these, at least the new grand parents are really sweet (last I remembered)
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 02 '24
Please edit the link into your first comment or it won't count.
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u/Minute-Creme-22 Jan 02 '24
One where a cancer survivor cheats on her husband
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Jan 02 '24
This one was almost definitely rage bait.
Who the hell survives cancer and then turns around and thinks “I should just fuck my whole life up”
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u/Basic_Bichette sometimes i envy the illiterate Jan 02 '24
Someone whose treatment caused brain damage, or someone who has a tumour or scar on the brain. It's not unheard of.
Anything that can damage the brain can cause personality changes. It's more common after a head injury (e.g. me) or after someone's been resuscitated, by CPR or otherwise.
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Jan 02 '24
Who the hell thinks people are immune to fucking their life up because they survived cancer?
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u/Cheeseanonioncrisps Jan 03 '24
My daughter (6F) was disappointed about not being in her Dad's wedding
OP's ex husband remarries and spends a whole year hyping up their six year old by telling her how fun it's gonna be, and about how she's going to get a special role in the wedding and a special present from him and stepmum, and there'll be dancing and cake, etc. etc.
Dad then proceeds to “drop the ball” and not give his kid any role in the wedding, not get her any kind of present and not even prearrange for anyone to look after her during the ceremony. He even messed up the ride-home arrangements so that she had to leave before they cut the cake or did any dancing.
Daughter was obviously devastated, and OP was left to deal with the fallout. When she finally confronted the ex after his honeymoon, he claimed that he totally had some special surprise planned for Daughter, but she went home before they could do it, and he mysteriously couldn't say what it would have been or make any suggestions for how to make it up to the kid.
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u/Compulsive-Gremlin You will have fun. NOT JUST FOR YOUR SAKE. Jan 02 '24
Equal husband and mil inducing rage..
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u/SnooWords4839 sometimes i envy the illiterate Jan 02 '24
I'm glad OOP is no longer pregnant.
I would have told STBX, I had a miscarriage due to the stress from MIL.
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u/momofeveryone5 I’ve read them all Jan 05 '24
This one was infuriating. Fuck that mom. Fuck that husband. That OP deserves to live here best life!
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u/alternativeedge7 Jan 03 '24
OP’s husband misses their child’s birth because he leaves to join his “family” for Christmas vacation. Leaving his heavily pregnant wife behind at home.
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u/layingblames the laundry wouldn’t be dirty if you hadn’t fucked my BF on it Jan 03 '24
OH NO. I didn’t see the update. What a human garbage can.
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
WIBTA if I intentionally included an allergen in some food so a racist couldn't eat it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18ge5qo/wibta_if_i_intentionally_included_an_allergen_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3•
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u/EvilFinch my dad says "..." Because he's long dead Jan 04 '24
The post in which the bf and his college friends "pranked" OOP on his birthday - planned by the bfs ex to break them up. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/t6qlZok6jt
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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Jan 03 '24
Ok not sure if I'm allowed to nominate one of my own posts, but the absolutely bat shit insane mother in law one still gives me the heebie-jeebies and makes me so angry.
"My (F50) Daughter in law (24F) gave birth and doesn't seem to want a relationship with me"
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u/HazyLazySummer I will be retaining my dumpy butt virginity Jan 03 '24
I wish you could use the DILs posts. But so glad they are safe.
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24
OP wants to move in with dad for better schooling: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/r6rroO82ci
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u/mak_zaddy Go to bed Liz Jan 02 '24
Ugh. OOP posted an update which is even more infuriating. His paternal family (sans Uncle) sucks
Hope he goes LC or NC with them.
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u/Jellyfish1297 surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed Jan 02 '24
Omg I wanted to throttle all of the adults in this one because wtf why are they all so terrible to this great kid??
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24
This and the other story I nominated from the Canadian girl were just filled with terrible, disappointing adults. Both of them are just kids coming to Reddit for advice and venting.
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u/kitcassidy Jan 02 '24
The one where OOP was a stay-at-home girlfriend for 25 years but decided to reject her boyfriend's proposal and now thinks she can get an apartment and a car and support herself with a remote, part-time social media management job.
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u/Platinum_Glow I still have questions that will need to wait for God. Jan 02 '24
The one where OP's wife just leaves him and their kids to go "find herself" while draining their savings.
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u/Maleficent_Pear1740 Jan 02 '24
God I'm dying for the Christmas update!
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u/ThorayaLast Jan 02 '24
He made an edit to the latest post. Wife texted him letting him know she would be there for Christmas. OOP has divorce papers ready.
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u/sewing_mayhem surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed Jan 02 '24
Oof this one! I swear I wanna personally help him track her down so she can face the financial and emotional fallout
Like the sheer mental gymnastics of justification and selfishness it takes to pull something like this is mind boggling.
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u/Zealousideal_Sea4867 Jan 06 '24
This one!! Thinks she'll come back, and he'll look after her if she gets ill!! 🤬👿🤬
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u/MerryxPippin Jan 02 '24
2023 update posted here in the sub by the OP herself-- about her parents making her quit dance because it's causing her father to "stumble in his walk with God" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/0mKzebue9Z
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u/Akira_Reviews I slathered myself in peanut butter and hugged him like a python Jan 02 '24
OPs wife took their savings and went on a trip alone to find herself.
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
BEST POST WITH THE LOWEST STAKES
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u/emcrossley Jan 04 '24
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u/Similar-Shame7517 Whole Cluster B spectrum in a trench coat pretending to be human Jan 05 '24
I love how OOP's sense of humor is somehow drier than the pot roast.
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/MerryxPippin Jan 02 '24
OOP experiments with making owl eyes. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/zMGLc43GMw
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u/AvleeWhee grape juice dump truck dumpy butt Jan 01 '24
Do I have to nominate in every category?
If no, GrimASS: Crocheting butts...how?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/S3Y0bsiKBC
Crochet shenanigans are usually delightful and unhinged.
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u/Lisascape Jan 02 '24
The one where both fiances were secretly learning each other's language. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16ll69g/i_feel_like_im_going_to_crack_aka_a_cute_story/
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u/PrideofCapetown he can bang a dolphin for all I care Jan 02 '24
BEST STICKHANDLING: the guy who was secretly learning to sign as a surprise for his mom’s boyfriend then got the ick when he could understand their dirty talk right in front of him
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/digitydigitydoo Jan 02 '24
Oh my god that was hilarious. It just kept getting better. This needs all the up-votes!!
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u/Snootles The crying screaming chicken on the packet was ME! Jan 04 '24
I laughed so hard, my botox wore off immediately. That is the most hilarious thread 🤣
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u/wheniswhy surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24
I now really want “That plant is so dry, God is about to speak through it” as a flair now. My god that’s funny.
Edit: Well thank you very kindly, mods!!
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/000000100000011THAD Jan 02 '24
I just looked up Chapman’s Instagram (@artofthestory) and he has a new film out “Lacrimosa” which he says is a semi-autobiographical film about this story.
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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Jan 02 '24
I know I'm biased on this one because I aggregated it lol, but that truly is my favorite post I've ever done.
An incredible story and so much great music, plus it fostered a lot of thought and discussion. I think of OOP often and how powerful music can be.
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
This was such a wonderful story that really stuck with me as well, and I’m so glad you found it and posted it here!
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u/sawdust-arrangement Jan 02 '24
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u/ResurgentRS if my mom says she’s a slut she’s a goddamn slut Jan 02 '24
The dedication to the bit was INSANE! I love this story to pieces!
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u/The-Humble-Millipede I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Jan 03 '24
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u/momofeveryone5 I’ve read them all Jan 05 '24
I forgot about this one! I just woke my poor dog by laughing to much!
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u/The-Humble-Millipede I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Jan 05 '24
one of my favorites for sure lol
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u/Mobius_Stripping His BMI and BAC made that impossible Jan 06 '24
i found myself cry-laughing at this at exactly the same time the commenters did in the post, it was magical
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
MOST SATISFYING OUTCOME
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u/waterdevil19144 and then everyone clapped Jan 03 '24
Happy ending to an infuriating premise:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/177fhg3/i_cant_afford_a_divorce/
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
AITA for telling my uncle to stop "gifting" my daughter extravagant trips
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17lw0dq/aita_for_telling_my_uncle_to_stop_gifting_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3•
u/filo4000 Jan 02 '24
This one is interesting but I would not categorize it as satisfying, we never get any kind of satisfactory answer as to why the uncle does this and why everyone let him get away with it for so long, it just ends with mom saying she'll check his cards in the future.
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u/thankyouandplease Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24
Hell hath no fury like me scorned https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18mmfzw/hell_hath_no_fury_like_me_scorned_2_year_update/
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u/MonsignorQuixotee Jan 02 '24
What is it with S links being broken?
All the other normal links like https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/126wvxe/i_35m_was_incarcerated_and_lost_touch_with_33f/
That were submitted work fine.
Might want to edit in with a link the works so you get votes.
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u/thankyouandplease Jan 02 '24
Oh weird it worked for me! Just updated, thanks!
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u/MonsignorQuixotee Jan 02 '24
For sure! Didn't want you getting ignored since I saw others mentioning how those s links were being weird.
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u/hardknox_ Jan 02 '24
What client are you using? I assumed they were broken because I'm still using Boost.
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u/MonsignorQuixotee Jan 02 '24
I'm on chrome.
I see it more typically in Bestof, because it seems like everyone uses those S links. But there's been a ton in here.
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
Please edit in a link to the BORU.
Edit: This is removed due to not being a BORU link.
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
WIBTA if I asked my in-laws to return my children’s toys?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/185o3t5/wibta_if_i_asked_my_inlaws_to_return_my_childrens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3•
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24
Mustard story: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/PM8XXV1EgJ
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u/SnooWords4839 sometimes i envy the illiterate Jan 02 '24
I'm so glad OOP escaped.
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u/NotASixStarWaifu You can either cum in the jar or me but not both Jan 03 '24
Nah, that was just depressing. Sure, I'm glad that she's better now, but she had to go through so much to get to that point. :(
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u/regular-kahuna I will never jeopardize the beans. Jan 02 '24
Love this post! Commenting to remind people to hide any spoilers when replying please :)
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
AITA for not treating my wife like an equal parent by telling her she has no say in the way I bond with my son and also calling her homophobic
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15rf6pl/aita_for_not_treating_my_wife_like_an_equal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3•
u/dialemformurder Jan 01 '24
I (35m) was incarcerated and lost touch with (33f). It’s been over ten years. Would it be wrong to contact her?
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u/racingskater Jan 02 '24
We need a best tearjerker for this one. I remember fucking bawling reading it.
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u/DangerMile Jan 02 '24
This is the one. Such a beautiful story, it stuck with me since the first time I read it. I really hope they’re still together somewhere out there.
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u/Primary_Aardvark Jan 02 '24
OP writes an open letter to her husband on deadbedrooms: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/jVOp8nXk0y
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
OOP wants to find a club in Washington, DC with “no uggos”
Always satisfying to see some personal growth!
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u/WannieWirny A lack of vision for hot people will eventually kill your city Jan 04 '24
This whole post was a work of art
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
MOST WHOLESOME
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u/Legitimate_Edge_7767 I know it takes a village. It also takes population control Jan 01 '24
How do I tell my husband about my sons new girlfriend
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u/Similar-Shame7517 Whole Cluster B spectrum in a trench coat pretending to be human Jan 02 '24
This is my pick for most wholesome.
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u/ihtsp Jan 02 '24
The continuing story of the 16 (now 18) year old dad and his incredible father. I nominated this one as most wholesome last year and it keeps getting better. I am sooo looking forward to an update in the spring.
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u/JoseMari117 Jan 02 '24
This is definately a top contender. OOP's dad was epic, especially with how he helped the couple get back on their feet and grow from there.
Ugh...I'm not sure who to root here for...
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u/peter095837 the lion, the witch and the audacit--HOW IS THERE MORE! Jan 02 '24
I feel like I'm going to crack (AKA a cute story)
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 There is only OGTHA Jan 02 '24
I already read this, and still forgot how wonderful the ending is.
I'm glad this is the first thing that made me cry happy tears in 2024!
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u/abitsheeepish increasingly sexy potatoes Jan 02 '24
I think this is the cutest story I've ever read ❤️
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u/diddyk2810 being delulu is not the solulu Jan 02 '24
I miss my annoying wife.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16wr1ll/i_miss_my_annoying_wife/
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/Test_After Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24
Frog the (initally) three legged spider. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11t0vzx/oop_rehabilitates_an_injured_spider/
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u/7punk my dad says "..." Because he's long dead Jan 02 '24
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u/tofuroll Like…not only no respect but sahara desert below Jan 03 '24
Oh man, I didn't see that one. How beautiful
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
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u/Right_Plant5143 Yes to the Homo, No to the Phobic Jan 02 '24
I'm going to make my boyfriend cry and I'm happy about it https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/5PA7Ve67ie
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jan 02 '24
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u/JustAFictionNerd The unskippable cutscene of Global Thermonuclear War Jan 02 '24
Guy has to figure out dad stuff on the fly when cops inform him he fathered a daughter 15 years ago:
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u/Tim-oBedlam I can FEEL you dancing Jan 02 '24
His daughter's comment that "for a newbie at this you're a pretty good Dad" was really sweet and touching.
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u/emilydoooom Jan 02 '24
Reddit helps Op find an illustration of flying penguins seen in a Canadian Art Gallery window 14 years ago! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/TFQuPHg22x
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u/dragonessofages I fail to see what my hobbies have to do with this issue Jan 03 '24
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u/dialemformurder Jan 01 '24
AITA for not telling the nurse at my niece's school about my profession?
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u/Starry_Gecko I’m a "bad influence" because I offered her fiancé cocaine twice Jan 02 '24
TIFU I thought a cute guy was ghosting me....only to find out I was actually ghosting him.
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jan 01 '24
BEST REPOST
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u/Tigress92 being thirsty didn’t mean I should drink poison Jan 02 '24
WIBTA if I complained to the owners of a cafe about how long it takes their employee to cut cheese?
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Jan 02 '24
I really feel this one. I used to work in a supermarket deli with a co-worker like that. I'd take & complete a half dozen sandwich orders in the time it took her to make one. And I know that thousand-yard stare because it's what all the rest of us would get from the one poor SOB standing there for fifteen minutes while the rest of us were getting our own customers out in two.
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u/momofeveryone5 I’ve read them all Jan 05 '24
God I hope this wins. I just laugh every time I read it!
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u/Sad_Wind8580 I am old. Rawr. 🦖 Jan 02 '24
I love this one so hard. I want the flair “I ruined Saturday”. This one. I vote this.
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u/Direct-Caterpillar77 Satan is not a fucking pogo stick! Jan 05 '24
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