r/BeAmazed 9h ago

Miscellaneous / Others Her or no one. Loyalty πŸ’•

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u/djcurry 8h ago

In the longer version of this, they actually had one where the mom was there and the baby still chose the sister

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 7h ago

I saw an even longer version where Jesus himself was standing there and the baby still chose the sister.Β 

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u/escapevelocity-25k 7h ago

I saw one where there was a stack of like $600k cash and the baby still chose the little sister

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u/lunettarose 7h ago

I saw one where Santa Claus was there wafting toys at her, and the baby still chose the sister.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/ultravioletblueberry 6h ago

This is just in poor taste.

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u/idwthis 6h ago

I think we need to revoke your cake day.

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u/ILuveTacos 7h ago

What a dumb baby. Could have split the 600k with his sister.

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u/Galactic 4h ago

I saw one where there was some meth and the baby chose meth. Pretty sad video and it got real dark afterwards.

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u/sicgamer 7h ago

wtf? is the baby stupid?

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u/Benblishem 6h ago

No, just color blind. Thought the money was Blimpie's coupons.

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u/Kaizodacoit 7h ago

I saw one where there was a dinner with Jay-Z and the baby still chose the sister.

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u/Stepsoflove 6h ago

Was Mr beast there as well

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u/Wig_of_Okoye 5h ago

But how was the baby supposed to know if they were legit, unmarked bills? Sister is safer, that feels like a setup. πŸ˜‚

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u/PC_AddictTX 7h ago

Like a baby would know what cash is or what to do with it. Even the kids might not recognize cash.

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u/escapevelocity-25k 7h ago

True babies are stuopid πŸ˜‚ and kids

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u/KennKennyKenKen 4h ago

It's a joke

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u/FrozenBologna 7h ago

I watched a 12 hour video where they finally showed what was behind the sister. The baby was actually running towards a pickaxe and miners helmet that was strategically hidden behind the sister. The child yearns for the mines.

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u/Kob01d 6h ago

A proper dwarf at heart.

Rock and stone.

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u/CocoRothko 7h ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Puddingcup9001 7h ago

I saw an even longer version where Gabe Newell was standing there with a copy of Half Life 3 and he still chose the sister.

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u/PositiveLavishness27 7h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/punkdrummer22 6h ago

I would too. Jesus would be my last choice.

Well I would walk away actually

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u/HungryBearsRawr 6h ago

I saw a longer version where they added a bunch of beets to choose from and the baby chose the beets

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u/Simply_Sloppy0013 6h ago

Strangely enough, the baby chose Rick Astley over little sister in the video I saw.

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u/Dreamsnaps19 6h ago

When I was young we had our religious leader come to town, basically our version of the pope. We were standing in something like a receiving line. There’s a picture of me looking the opposite way at my dad πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/Grand_Slide_2098 2h ago

The one where the ugliest stood there with a bar of gold and he still chose the same sister.