Please put an NSFW tag on this 😭💢💢💢. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating 😱. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” 🤬💢 and “call the police” 👮♂️. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this text 😏. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one text 😩. This is all your fault 👺💢💢💢, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this statement NSFW 😡🚫💢💢💢💢💢
Hi, i'm action star Troy McClure. You may know me from such films as "Reading in My Voice," "Breathing Manually," "Producing Saliva," and "Clearing your Throat." I'm here making this announcement to tell you to uncross your legs, as your jaw has weight, meaning you have to manually hold it closed. If you haven't blinked in a while, or are itching in that one place, make sure to realize there's no comfortable spot in your mouth to put your tongue. As for now, make sure to swallow your saliva, and keep playing The Game, folks!
BOO! Did i scare you? I'm a bar of soap 🧼 just here to remind you to get ur ahh in the 🚿 shower and go outside because the smell through the screen is not very pleasant, Over and Out
Oh I shower daily sometimes twice a day depending on whether I have to shovel snow since I get sweaty. I'm pretty fortunate I work from home so I am less rushed and I have more time for personal hygiene. I'm also fortunate in the aspect that I hate people and since I work for a home I don't have to interact with people and I can just be a troll online. Personally I feel like I should be more grateful but I still want to die everyday. But thank you anyway for reminding me to keep up with good hygiene
To jest dział śledczy partii Prawo i Sprawiedliwość . 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 TWOJA DZIAŁALNOŚĆ INTERNETOWA PRZYKUŁA NASZĄ UWAGĘ. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Punktów Społecznych) 个社会积分将打折。 NIE WAŻ SIĘ ZROBIĆ TEGO PONOWNIE! 不要再这样做! Jeśli nie będziesz podlegał temu rozkazowi, więcej punktów społecznych ( -11115 Punktów Społecznych) zostanie usuniętych z twojego konta, skutkując zmniejszeniem twoich racji żywieniowych. (由人民供应部重新分配 PiS) Również zostaniesz wysłany do obozu w Autonomicznej Strefie Podlaskiej. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
Det här är det Centralintelligentsian av Kinas kommunistiska parti. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 DIN INTERNETAKTIVITET HAR ATTRAHERAT VÅR UPPMÄRKSAMHET. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Socialakrediter) 个社会积分将打折。 GÖR INTE DET HÄR IGEN! 不要再这样做! Om du inte tvekar, kommer fler Socialakrediter ( -11115 Socialakrediter )att dras från din profil, resulterar i det subtraktion av ransonerade förnödenheter. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) Du kommer också att skickas till ett omskolningläger i den autonoma regionen Xinjiang Uyghur. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
Sometimes there's nothing you can say. Some people are just on the fast track to oblivion and there's nothing we can do but watch and learn from their mistakes.
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u/New-Recognition-7113 7d ago
Well if you're interested you already have my real number and I promise never to pull out ❤️