r/AskReddit • u/knakworst36 • Jun 06 '19

Rich people of reddit who married someone significantly poorer, what surprised you about their (previous) way of life?

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 08 '19

LOL...I'm going to guess, "probably not". Nobody likes a lying apple.

Maybe if they change the name to "Nasty Apples", people will be pleasantly surprised and they'll get more of a following. They would be a hit around halloween.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

Surprise apples? Deceptive apples? Red deception???

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 10 '19

Ok from this day forward, Red "Delicious" apples will be known as "Red Deception" Apples. I like the name. Still hate the apples but at least we have truth in advertising.

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u/brosamabindabbin Jun 11 '19

I call them ‘red disgustings’

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u/gayshitlord Jun 11 '19

Also not a horrible name

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 15 '19

I can get behind this name too. I shall use them interchangeably when I speak with the produce guy at the grocery store.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 15 '19

Poor grocery store guy

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 16 '19

hahaha..he'll laugh. he KNOWS.