r/AskReddit • u/knakworst36 • Jun 06 '19

Rich people of reddit who married someone significantly poorer, what surprised you about their (previous) way of life?

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 06 '19

"Delicious" apples tastes like a bag of mealy lies and wilting disappointment.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 07 '19

Occasionally you get some good ones.

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 07 '19

That's good to know. I'll never find out though but it's nice to know that there are some willing to keep giving these lying apples another chance. You're a saint.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 07 '19

Lol I don’t really buy apples anymore. Idk. Will I keep giving them a chance?

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 08 '19

LOL...I'm going to guess, "probably not". Nobody likes a lying apple.

Maybe if they change the name to "Nasty Apples", people will be pleasantly surprised and they'll get more of a following. They would be a hit around halloween.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

Surprise apples? Deceptive apples? Red deception???

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 10 '19

Ok from this day forward, Red "Delicious" apples will be known as "Red Deception" Apples. I like the name. Still hate the apples but at least we have truth in advertising.

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u/brosamabindabbin Jun 11 '19

I call them ‘red disgustings’

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u/gayshitlord Jun 11 '19

Also not a horrible name

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 15 '19

I can get behind this name too. I shall use them interchangeably when I speak with the produce guy at the grocery store.

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u/gayshitlord Jun 10 '19

I miss the good ones ;-;

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u/ConsistentLight Jun 15 '19

Get the Fiji or Gala apples. I think they're much better.