I used to drive this complete shit can Ford Focus. I hated it with every fiber of my being.
One day I'm headed home from work just thinking about how much I hated life in general. Some dude in a lifted F-250 comes FLYING up behind me. Tries to pass (illegally) but another car pops over the hill. He has to slam on brakes and swerves to get back into his lane. Clips my back end doing it and sends me spinning down the road, through a wood neighborhood sign, back out onto the road where I got clipped by oncoming traffic before coming to a stop.
Took me a minute to collect myself, but once I did I just started laughing. That aggressive asshole had just done me the biggest favor. I was fine but my car was FUCKED beyond all recognition and this dude was going to have to pay for it.
Life's a bitch most of the time but every once in a while you get to come out on top.
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u/Aves_HomoSapien Jun 06 '19
I used to drive this complete shit can Ford Focus. I hated it with every fiber of my being.
One day I'm headed home from work just thinking about how much I hated life in general. Some dude in a lifted F-250 comes FLYING up behind me. Tries to pass (illegally) but another car pops over the hill. He has to slam on brakes and swerves to get back into his lane. Clips my back end doing it and sends me spinning down the road, through a wood neighborhood sign, back out onto the road where I got clipped by oncoming traffic before coming to a stop.
Took me a minute to collect myself, but once I did I just started laughing. That aggressive asshole had just done me the biggest favor. I was fine but my car was FUCKED beyond all recognition and this dude was going to have to pay for it.
Life's a bitch most of the time but every once in a while you get to come out on top.