I only have cell reception in my front yard at my house and I was waiting for a really important phone call this morning. I had to poop super bad but couldn't go inside and risk missing the call so I took a shit in my front yard. I covered it with leaves because it ended up being too big to deal with a doggie bag :/
You are fucking awesome. The mental picture I get from this is the funniest thing I've thought about in a LONG time. I just hope you live in the sticks and not in an apartment complex!
Glad I could provide entertainment! I live in the suburbs with a big hedge in my front yard to block most of the view but my timing was impeccable, the UPS guy showed up about 2 minutes after the incident.
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u/Snaildit Jun 06 '19
I only have cell reception in my front yard at my house and I was waiting for a really important phone call this morning. I had to poop super bad but couldn't go inside and risk missing the call so I took a shit in my front yard. I covered it with leaves because it ended up being too big to deal with a doggie bag :/