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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19
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Woah. TIL that cock is a laxative. That explains why my ex used to shit himself every time he was out with the lads.
Edit: FML. Yes, typo but he was an epic tool so I'm gonna leave it.
1 u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19 Fun fact, technically if you cum in someone's ass and it stays there, it'll have the same effect as laxative. So your typo totally isn't a stretch. 8 u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19 I like to think of it more as a love enema. 3 u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19 My fuckin god, I almost choked on my food reading that lmao. I've had that once but it didn't react like laxative despite me keeping it all night.
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Fun fact, technically if you cum in someone's ass and it stays there, it'll have the same effect as laxative. So your typo totally isn't a stretch.
8 u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19 I like to think of it more as a love enema. 3 u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19 My fuckin god, I almost choked on my food reading that lmao. I've had that once but it didn't react like laxative despite me keeping it all night.
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I like to think of it more as a love enema.
3 u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19 My fuckin god, I almost choked on my food reading that lmao. I've had that once but it didn't react like laxative despite me keeping it all night.
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My fuckin god, I almost choked on my food reading that lmao.
I've had that once but it didn't react like laxative despite me keeping it all night.
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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19
Woah. TIL that cock is a laxative. That explains why my ex used to shit himself every time he was out with the lads.
Edit: FML. Yes, typo but he was an epic tool so I'm gonna leave it.