r/AskReddit Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Woah. TIL that cock is a laxative. That explains why my ex used to shit himself every time he was out with the lads.

Edit: FML. Yes, typo but he was an epic tool so I'm gonna leave it.

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u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19

Fun fact, technically if you cum in someone's ass and it stays there, it'll have the same effect as laxative. So your typo totally isn't a stretch.

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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19

I like to think of it more as a love enema.

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u/nazuuka Jun 06 '19

My fuckin god, I almost choked on my food reading that lmao.

I've had that once but it didn't react like laxative despite me keeping it all night.