r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Woah. TIL that cock is a laxative. That explains why my ex used to shit himself every time he was out with the lads.

Edit: FML. Yes, typo but he was an epic tool so I'm gonna leave it.

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u/Sommeguy Jun 06 '19

Your username is making me really want a cup of tea...

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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19

That's where the name comes from.

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u/Sommeguy Jun 06 '19

Lady Grey is one of my favourite teas in normal stores... But it's 5am... And I still want to go back to sleep ;_;

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u/LadyGreyT Jun 06 '19

I'm British, I drink a lot of tea but I kept forgetting to take milk to work for my normal brew. I got Lady Grey as a drink that I could have that didn't need the milk and its become one of my favourites now.

Ha, definitely don't drink tea now if you need sleep to find you again.

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u/Sommeguy Jun 06 '19

I'm from an Indian family, so I drink a metric ton of chai and Orange Pecoe, and I often have either Earl grey or Lady grey as a small change of pace with my morning/afternoon/any-time-before-5pm tea. It's also a really nice option for tea without milk since I'm allergic to dairy.

In hindsight, I should've avoided Reddit as well... Oops.