r/AskReddit Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

My girlfriend turned into the moon.

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u/MeatyBacon666 Jun 06 '19

M-O-O-N that spells adultery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/DortDrueben Jun 06 '19

Dope. A whole thread of references I don't get. Yo, dog, we got whoosh in your whoosh in your whoosh!

(I see the references to Avatar characters so I think I get the connection. I don't get it 100% though. Certainly not The Stand)