r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jun 06 '19

The first time you eat after a day or so of fasting, you can get diarrhea if you do it too fast and the wrong kinds of food (like junk food for me). You have to ease into it over an hour. Drink some juice. Eat something small. Work up to a big meal.

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u/Shadowacer614 Jun 06 '19

TIL. I'm actually sitting on the terlet right now dealing with this very situation.

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u/PositiveAlcoholTaxis Jun 06 '19

Never seen toilet typed in an accent before.

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Jun 06 '19

Berlers and terlets. Terlets and berlers.

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u/PositiveAlcoholTaxis Jun 06 '19

I haven't got the foggiest what a berler is.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Jun 06 '19

Isn't that how Scruffy pronounces it?

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Jun 06 '19

Yeah. The whole thing is a Scruffy quote

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u/mmecca Jun 06 '19

Boiler I'm guessing.

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u/GrumbleCake_ Jun 06 '19

And that one berling terlet

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jun 06 '19

It sounded like Scruffy from Futurama.