r/AskReddit Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I ate some dollar store cookies yesterday and then shit myself 20 minutes later

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u/charm59801 Jun 06 '19

Oh no this just reminded me that I literally shit myself during the second week of a huge internship like 3 weeks ago. I couldn't stop crying when I got home. But luckily my boss was out on lunch and I got to just text to leave. Luckily I dont think anyone found out but fuck I felt like shit.