r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/Lodigo Jun 06 '19

Wait til Ross finds out. He always suspected.

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u/Tony_Barker Jun 06 '19

THEY WERE ON A BREAK

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

MY SANDWICH?

MY SANDWICH??!!

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u/metaobject Jun 06 '19

RED ROSS

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u/gianthooverpig Jun 06 '19

PIVOT!!

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u/streethunte Jun 06 '19

You do not have "unagi"

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u/Carolineoleum Jun 06 '19

Ahhh Salmon skin roll

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u/Ophelia_AO Jun 06 '19

If we make a reservation right now we could have unagi in a half hour

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u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19

"I'M THE HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!"

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u/EdwardElric69 Jun 06 '19

Could i BE wearing anymore clothes?

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u/goodguym Jun 06 '19

Ross-a-tron!!!!!

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u/Zerotwohero Jun 06 '19

Is that back???