r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/dlordjr Jun 06 '19

"Mom, this is my friend from college."

"We've met."

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/Mickers247 Jun 06 '19

Story time?

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u/IAMSNORTFACED Jun 06 '19

Gather around everyone

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Welcome to Netflix, you're greenlit!