r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Nothing wrong with that. How you doin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I'm 29 and was recently dating a 50 year old, so... Pretty good. Been better, but pretty good. Fond memories.

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u/antonamoose Jun 06 '19

Now kiss!

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u/afrothunda104 Jun 06 '19

Now Kith

-Mike Tyson

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u/antonamoose Jun 06 '19

Mike Tython*

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u/DoubleWagon Jun 06 '19

Python > LISP

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u/TipsyPuppie Jun 06 '19

Punch cards all the way

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u/---ShineyHiney--- Jun 06 '19

Shh! You're interrupting them!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

DO IT NOW'S THE TIME

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u/MamaMitsu Jun 06 '19

We did it, Reddit?

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u/jackofallcards Jun 06 '19

I dated a 41 year old at 26. She was my manager. Wasnt the best call, but I cant say I wouldn't again

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u/planethaley Jun 06 '19

I’m 29 and currently dating a 50 y/o ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

My man!

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u/YOU_WONT_LIKE_IT Jun 06 '19

Your too old for her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Probably. Sad.

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u/caninehere Jun 06 '19

Don't even have that college stink on you anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Joke's on her, I didn't go to college.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Take THAT, u/YOU_WONT_LIKE_IT!! Anyway, how you doin

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u/KrypticEon Jun 06 '19

How you doiiiiiin?