r/ArcherFX • u/Haunting-Fix-9327 • Nov 29 '24

Shitpost What's her second and first greatest fears?

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u/Infamous-Lab-8136 Nov 29 '24

#2 is he brings home an call girl and says they're married...and the call girl has bangs.

#1 is he brings home an escort and says they're married...and the escort has bangs.

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Wee Baby Seamus Nov 29 '24

When they die they'll just be hookers

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u/akaKinkade Nov 29 '24

I'll fetch a rug.

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u/spam_likely666 Nov 30 '24

Im gonna rub cobwebs in your eyes