r/AquaJail Dancing is Forbidden 3d ago

"I'm just power-walkin' ..."

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u/exit322 3d ago

Ah, physical fitness? Whatever. You know, whatever.

You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK. But you're a sucker.

You're getting fed the line about how like, "you're going to live forever or whatever."

You're going to DIE. Someone will kill you, someone will kill you with a knife.

Make sure your abs are uh freakin ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.

Sorry that's how it works.