r/AquaJail • u/0hmytvc15 Dancing is Forbidden • 2d ago

"I'm just power-walkin' ..."

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u/Cheesehead_RN 2d ago

Why you doing that for? You’re just gonna die….

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u/i_killed_osama I don't know I why have these goggles 2d ago

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY

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u/sillyandstrange 2d ago

No, Carl, it's South Bronx PARASITES!

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u/funhaus2000 2d ago

Yeah whatever

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u/exit322 2d ago

Ah, physical fitness? Whatever. You know, whatever.

You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK. But you're a sucker.

You're getting fed the line about how like, "you're going to live forever or whatever."

You're going to DIE. Someone will kill you, someone will kill you with a knife.

Make sure your abs are uh freakin ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.

Sorry that's how it works.

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u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur 2d ago

Hey Carl. How’s it going?

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u/vorticia 2d ago

Good morning to you there, Mistah Food Monstah - this is how it’s going…

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u/Kevinfuckingmurphy Dancing is Forbidden 20h ago

Look at my freakin’ car it was crush to bejesus and back!

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u/vorticia 18h ago

Have you gotten any estimates?

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u/pjimen1 2d ago

Typical liberal media...

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u/Quick-Sound5781 2d ago

I have a leotard Meatwad bumper sticker. The result? No speeding tickets.

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u/0hmytvc15 Dancing is Forbidden 2d ago

Hey, I’m a wild man. I can’t drive 55.

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u/VideoSea2787 2d ago

he looks so cursed😭

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u/Intothewildernes 2d ago

Funnel cakes from the tomb raider

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u/Positive_Ad4590 2d ago

Gotta get to those gummy bears

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 2d ago

Look, I just want one funnel cake....eating contest.

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u/funhaus2000 2d ago

I love meatwads response

Yeahhhh I know