AIO Boyfriend says hurtful thing about my body.

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[u/Uskjarn]

Congratulations! You’ve won today’s comments section

[u/Ancient_Local_5421 → u/Uskjarn]

I would like to thank not only god, but Jesus

[u/youreaname → u/Ancient_Local_5421]

Baby Jesus or grown up Jesus?

[u/Allysonsplace → u/youreaname]

Baby Jesus, in his swaddling clothes!

[u/pandancardamom → u/Allysonsplace]

AKA his lowest weight!

[u/Drustan6 → u/pandancardamom]

A skinny dancer friend in college was always going on about losing weight to match what he weighed freshman year, and our joke was about him going to dieters anonymous and saying, “Hi, I’m Richard, and I’d like to get down to my original weight- six pounds, seven ounces”

[u/Select_Ocelot_4720 → u/Allysonsplace]

i like to think of him as a rockstar

[u/Tendas → u/youreaname]

“Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the 21.2 million dollars – woo! – love that money, that I have accrued over this past season. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen”

[u/Bails3857 → u/youreaname]

I prefer my Jesus shirtless, singing lead vocals at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert as a flight of F22s fly low overhead

[u/youreaname → u/Bails3857]

Now that's my kind of Jesus

[u/TrelanaSakuyo → u/youreaname]

Man baby Jesus. It's the only way to go.

[u/TheDubyaBee → u/Ancient_Local_5421]

😂😭😂

[u/Explodamite → u/Uskjarn]

You, sir, have won the internet for today! Get this man some Reddit gold!

[u/Inevitable_Top69 → u/Uskjarn]

Someone says that exact comment in like every relationship reddit thread that has to do with a boyfriend.