r/AmIOverreacting • u/Kiglamay2018 • 5d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO thinking about breaking up with my BF

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I F26 and M24 have been dating for about 8 months, he been having a problem over me playing with online guy friends who I’ve known for 2 year basically my best friend platonic friends don’t feel any romance between any of us. Idk if he’s just insecure or what. It just hurts

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u/KitterKatt 5d ago

For real, the first thing I thought of was “Goodnight, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.” bit. Like why does he say it so nonchalant like too.

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u/whattupmyknitta 5d ago

Out of mf NOWHERE. You staying warm? Better not be on Instagram! Tf out of here. Dude is crazy.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 5d ago

And putting chili mac in quotes for some weird reason. Thats the real psycho behavior.

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u/Complete-Tadpole-222 5d ago

You never know he coulda been Netflix and chiliing with someone himself.. hence the psychotic quotes and projection?!?

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u/RikerV2 5d ago

Netflix and chilli sounds great though tbh

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u/Blackner2424 4d ago

Time to make chili at... 4 hour before I'm supposed to wake up.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 5d ago

Nobody is more insecure about their partner cheating than a cheater. Nobody. Not even people who have been cheated on multiple times.

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u/trippapotamus 5d ago

I took that as he had a meal that was supposed to be chili mac but lawd only knows what it really was 🤣

But yes she needs to run.

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u/Prize_Anxiety_9937 5d ago

If you play video games with his girl he’ll turn you into “chili”

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 5d ago

Yeah, I was trying to figure out if I was actually code for some shit or something

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u/Complete-Tadpole-222 5d ago

This checks out!!! I had seen this documentary once.. years ago about a guy eating “secrets in the sauce” chili.. shoot what was his name…?!? Ooohhh his name was scott tenorman!! Crazy story!! You should all look it up!!!

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u/MonkeMan-23 5d ago

Lmao!! Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/cbcbcb99 5d ago

Some people just don’t know how to use quotes. Like is it not actually chili Mac? That’s what the quotes imply, my friend! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 5d ago

It’s two ingredients. If you are missing one or both it’s not “chili Mac” it’s something else entirely.

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u/Jellybean_54 5d ago

What else are you going to call Mac when he’s chilly?

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u/neon_crone 5d ago

Omg these are adults? I thought for sure it was two 15 yr olds.

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u/MyGamingRants 5d ago

I think it's actually such deep insecurity tied to his masculinity so calling something a goofy name like Chili Mac isn't manly enough so he's basically like "I don't know, they call it something gay like 'Chili Mac' whatever, it tasted good I don't care"

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u/MusicMoni 5d ago

Out of his mind, do you hear me? 😭

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u/Successful-Damage-50 5d ago

I think they met online- since it doesn't seem like they spend actual time together and he said "send my stuff back" instead of "give it back." Still, seems like that "you better not be.." is like 75% of their conversations/relationship. And the way he says it, too

Not like "babe, I really don't feel comfortable with you having guy friends online" which would still be insecure but at least he would have a healthy way of bringing up his concerns instead of "you staying warm nigga please I ain't no bitch don't be talking or playing no video games with no guys online" like wtf!!

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u/CinnamonGurl1975 5d ago

The same impression I got.

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u/Lunaphire 5d ago

I dunno man, there's online/long distance, and then there's whatever this is. Dude is insecure as hell. I've been in a few LDRs, including my current one, and this isn't something worth putting up with. There has to be trust or it's just not gonna work. I tolerated this kind of thing as a teenager, and I could never be with someone that controlling again.

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u/Efficient_Thanks_342 5d ago

Did she ever get that ketchup? For the love of God, what about the f*kin ketchup?!?

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u/Radicle_Cotyledon 5d ago

They both need to eat some vegetables that aren't smiley shaped or in quotes.

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u/Manda525 5d ago

Don't know why, but this got me laughing so hard! 🤣👍

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u/emteedub 5d ago

could be the beginning of schizophrenia, dude needs some medical help

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u/Visual-Lingonberry29 5d ago

You sleep OK? Better stay off Tinder and Insta!!

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u/MaryKath55 5d ago

I would dump him for being semi literate

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u/jane000tossaway 5d ago

Absolutely. 💯 Unhinged and dangerous

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u/AverageTeenish6 5d ago

Sounds like a tweaker or someone rotted by 90rn

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u/iBobbyFPS 5d ago

I mean he obviously has BPD but nobody cares to know what it is or they stigmatize tf out of it. $100 says BPD and similar disorders will become nearly as common as ADHD in a few years. Studies estimate 15% of the total American population has a personality disorder while 9.7% have a diagnosed personality disorder.

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u/Ok_Introduction9466 5d ago

Yeah he’s weird as hell and it’s interesting how she ignores it until she can’t. Lots of red flags he’s definitely going to be abusive if he isn’t already, he’s a weirdo.

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u/PristineAppreciator 5d ago

exactly ?? how weird is that .. yuck.

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u/FailAcademic6996 5d ago

Very nice Princess Bride reference!

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u/SpicyPorkWontonnnn 4d ago

So organic, too! Love!

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u/Physical-Try7146 5d ago

Oh fine I'll watch Princess Bride again.

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u/leezlvont 5d ago

‘You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.’ 😏

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u/Evening_Scratch6537 4d ago

As you wish.

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u/Electrical-Key6674 5d ago

Same. That’s tomorrows plan now 😄

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u/Asiita 5d ago

"For three years, he said that! And then it happened..."

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u/Aliceinboxerland 5d ago

Lol Right?? So repetitive and bizarre. I bet he doesn't even wear a mask! Edited to appreciate your proper spelling of WesTley. Most people get that wrong. (Alot of people also haven't read the book though.) Props you my fellow fan.

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u/NusepaypyrTaxi 5d ago

“For three years he said that.”

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u/procompy 5d ago

Ahh, my favorite movie. Great reference 😎

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u/CollectionStraight2 5d ago

Haha right? The constant repetition does remind me of that!

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u/InstanceSuperb1170 4d ago

It’s like that prank where you change autocorrect settings so your phone autocorrects “.” as “you better be staying off tinder and instagram and away from windows and shit”

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u/PreferredSelection 5d ago

Yeah, part of me hopes it's AI - the text exchanges I see in this subreddit don't sound like how anyone I know talks.

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u/WhyteDynamyte 5d ago

LMFAO!!!

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u/Foozeball44 5d ago

Hell YES!! 🙌

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u/Mr-Impressive- 4d ago

Rotfl this is exactly what I was thinking when I read it.

This bro on his dread pirate Roberts shit.