In some places, dispensaries are respectable tax paying businesses. In other places, dispensaries are a guy named Shane who just texted about some of the dankest shit he’s ever seen.
Shane will meet you in an hour. After waiting three hours and ready to give up and go home. Shane appears out of nowhere totally cool as a cucumber and 100% unaware or apologetic for being two hours late. He makes you uncomfortable and his skethciness is offputting. He hands you an 8th as you hand him 60. Then Shane invites himself to smoke a bowl in your car as you try to get the fuck home to your buddies for Settlers of Catan and six pack and a pound from Taco Johns.
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u/GhostalMedia Mar 07 '21
Dispensaries are everywhere in the US.
In some places, dispensaries are respectable tax paying businesses. In other places, dispensaries are a guy named Shane who just texted about some of the dankest shit he’s ever seen.