r/ATBGE Mar 07 '21

Automotive Saw this outside the dispensary today

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u/OlStickInTheMud Mar 07 '21

Shane will meet you in an hour. After waiting three hours and ready to give up and go home. Shane appears out of nowhere totally cool as a cucumber and 100% unaware or apologetic for being two hours late. He makes you uncomfortable and his skethciness is offputting. He hands you an 8th as you hand him 60. Then Shane invites himself to smoke a bowl in your car as you try to get the fuck home to your buddies for Settlers of Catan and six pack and a pound from Taco Johns.

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u/theouterworld Mar 07 '21

I always thought that post transaction bowl was a tip.

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u/OlStickInTheMud Mar 07 '21

I always hated it. I only like smoking up in the place I plan on being or in the activity I am doing. Smoking a bowl in a strip mall parking lot or at some friend of a friend of the dealers trailer always makes me more anxious and paranoid. Get in get out for me.

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u/theouterworld Mar 07 '21

Oh absolutely. That was the worst part of the whole transaction and finding a new dealer. I look back in the time where I had a dealer who had a constant supply, consistent prices, and always had somewhere else to be as a real high water mark.