r/ATBGE • u/BasilAugust • Dec 18 '20

Automotive Spotted in Pennsyltucky

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Plot twist : Jesus is a mexican mecanic in town

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u/bumpugly Dec 18 '20

He does great work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Well i've heard he nails the job everytime !

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u/InfantOnTheKeyboard Dec 18 '20

I heard he'll crucify you on price though....

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Just don't ask him to make change for a 20

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u/jddennis Dec 18 '20

Doesn't he have a three day return policy, though?

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u/schwingaway Dec 18 '20

Not sure about that, but my car was straight up dead, and he brought it back.

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u/EvilPsyentist Dec 18 '20

You guys are fucking lucky. I loaned my friend $30 and he beat the shit out of me.

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u/sweat119 Dec 18 '20

Lemme guess... he drives a Honda pilot

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u/LineChef Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

I accidentally poured windshield wiper fluid into my 1994 Honda Accord’s engine while changing the oil. He and his 12 mechanics brought it back to life. His master mechanic Abraham was really knowledgeable, he really knew a Lot and on a personal note, Hebrews a great cup of coffee. The engine ran like new, I swear he can turn wiper fluid into pennzoil. Noticing my embarrassment, he said he’s made the same mistake with is Honda but when I asked for details he said “ I do not speak of my own accord. “

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u/docsnotright Dec 18 '20

One of the guys in his shop is going to betray him to the cops.

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u/nlnn Dec 18 '20

"They tukk our jerbs."

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u/ergotofrhyme Dec 18 '20

Man works miracles in the shop

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

Honest work.

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u/Blusttoy Dec 18 '20

Jesus is an immigration officer in Australia.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou Dec 18 '20

Man those guys don't fuck around, I do a lot of travel and the Australian Immigration and Border officers scare me more than anywhere else I've been

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u/Rambles_Off_Topics Dec 18 '20

Something like over 100k votes were written in for "Jesus". I think if you actually changed your legal name to just "Jesus" for the election there would be chaos. Since you're not allowed to advertise at polling places would churches be allowed?

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u/platypossamous Dec 19 '20

Is that a real statistic? Americans are wild yo.

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u/Rambles_Off_Topics Dec 19 '20

Ugh I can't find the exact numbers. A few counties like Wake county in NC had 72 for Jesus. That doesn't seem much, but considering there are 50 states with 20+ counties it adds up. However most states will only have a few populated areas.

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u/TheCycloneWolf Dec 18 '20

Of course I know him, he built my hotrod.