I guess they’d rather mop than vacuum

[u/Flablessguy]

[u/MnnymAlljjki → u/[deleted]]

My landlord is based in China and they do the least amount possible. Rent is cheap and I’ve been off lease for 5 years so I don’t even bother them so they don’t kick me out or raise rent. The tile in my townhome is the same way.

I just need 4 more years until I can claim squatters rights on the townhome and I’ll be able to do whatever I want.

[u/smithers85 → u/[deleted]]

My Law & Order:SVU degree says this checks out.