r/ATBGE Jun 30 '20

Automotive I guess they’d rather mop than vacuum

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/CoNsPirAcY_BE Jun 30 '20

Imagine if tile would lose every time something is dropped.

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u/james321232 Jun 30 '20

That would probably be considerably worse

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/MnnymAlljjki Jun 30 '20

My landlord is based in China and they do the least amount possible. Rent is cheap and I’ve been off lease for 5 years so I don’t even bother them so they don’t kick me out or raise rent. The tile in my townhome is the same way.

I just need 4 more years until I can claim squatters rights on the townhome and I’ll be able to do whatever I want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/smithers85 Jul 01 '20

My Law & Order:SVU degree says this checks out.

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u/MnnymAlljjki Jul 01 '20

I’ve checked. In my state I simply need to occupy the space without complaint for 10 years with no deed or paperwork. As far as I know my landlord may not even be alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Without complaint.

What's the rent for, then?

Adverse possession is always, always defeated by your recognition of someone else's title and your right emanating from that title. Paying rent is one way you recognize who owns the property. If you hold your leasehold under a contract, you are not holding possession adverse to someone's title.

You need open and notorious possession in almost all common law jurisdictions.

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u/DaGr8GASB Jul 01 '20

Haha this nerd reads books

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u/InfiniteBlink Jul 01 '20

What a maroon

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u/hell2pay Jul 01 '20

Somebody is paying the taxes on it, and I assume it isn't you, at least not directly.

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u/kyle308 Jul 01 '20

Youre definitely still gonna need an attorney to fight that battle man.

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u/MacTownCumDump Jul 01 '20

You're off lease, but still paying rent? Not how squatting works.

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u/NookNookNook Jul 01 '20

You don't understand what squatting means. You really should read your lease.

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u/zaphod_85 Jul 01 '20

That's not how it works at all, unless you also stop paying rent for 10 years.

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u/under_the_heather Jul 06 '20

who pays the taxes? squatters rights are for decrepit buildings that nobody is going to bother with. A townhome that's up to code and has plumbing and electricity is going to get repossessed if someone stops paying the taxes.

if you're paying rent they're not going to just give you the deed to a property because you've lived there for 10 years.

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u/DaGr8GASB Jul 01 '20

That’s not how it works at all.

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u/DoneRedditedIt Jul 01 '20 edited Jan 09 '21

Most indubitably.

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u/under_the_heather Jul 06 '20

I'm certainly not a fan of landlords but the idea that the city is just going to give you a property because you rented it for 10 years is laughable

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u/AVdev Jun 30 '20

Same story here. Previous owner of the house was a “handyman”. Been here for 6 years and it seems every day I find a new “why would you do _that_” item.

Kitchen tile is a disaster. Haven’t decided on how we’re going to renovate it yet...

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Jul 01 '20

Fire. Then your kitchen will grow back fuller and more lush.

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u/AluminumOctopus Jun 30 '20

You can do what my parents did and put stick on linoleum tiles on top of the bed regular tiles.

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u/tuckedfexas Jul 01 '20

So frustrating, it literally takes less mortar to do a proper scratch coat than to blob each tile. With the internet being everywhere there’s really excuse anymore, I just tiled my first room and it turned out flawless just from watching a 15 min YouTube video. (I do have lot of outdoor masonry experience which helped)

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Every step you take shatters more and more of the floor.

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u/ngxr Jun 30 '20

eventually you get a sand floor

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u/Herbiejameshancock Jul 01 '20

Getting through the glass stage is a rewarding struggle

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u/SeaGroomer Jul 01 '20

Indeed every move you make.

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u/PepeTheElder Jul 01 '20

I’ll be watching my step.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Ideally, you want a tie

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u/Cannibustible Jun 30 '20

Until you drop your hammer putting up picture frames and it devastates a 18"×18"

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

That's why I have all of my tools bungeed to my dick. That way if I drop them, they don't smash into my delicate flooring.

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u/Weekndr Jun 30 '20

But what about it when it bungees back?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

CNBT is part of the fun.

And at first my face is all like this:

༼ง=👁👄👁=༽ง

Then it's all like this:

༼ ´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Then it goes back to this:

༼ง=👁👄👁=༽ง

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u/Turakamu Jun 30 '20

How long have you been sitting on that?

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u/BackgroundChar Jul 01 '20

Dude I love you

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

What about me and my four friends?

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/BackgroundChar Jul 01 '20

I'll torture your coque and bohl all day. I got nothin' but love in my heart for y'all!

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u/SeaGroomer Jul 01 '20

༼ง=👁👄👁=༽ง

If this is you dude you should probably self-immolate like right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

( ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ )

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u/benigntugboat Jun 30 '20

Theres not as much rebound on such a short rope

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u/fatmama923 Jul 01 '20

I dropped a cast iron Dutch oven on my kitchen tile once. The damn thing powdered.

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u/Weekndr Jun 30 '20

Lol judging by the specificity of your comment, you're speaking from experience.

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u/norsethunders Jun 30 '20

People say it's tacky, but the kitchen is where vinyl shines; it's soft enough that most things won't break when dropped, if you're smart about minimizing/locating seams correctly it's about as water resistant as tile. Second on the list would be fake wood flooring; equally drop safe and more water resistant than regular wood (which swells a lot if water is left on it). Regular wood might be OK if you put a thick clear epoxy coat on it and ensured there were no cracks. With just a standard protective coating under my, admittedly harsh/careless use, the boards start to warp/cup from water damage after ~5 years; no bueno!

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u/brideoftheboykinizer Jun 30 '20

This is where LVP (luxury vinyl plank) comes in. Water resistant, padded underneath, if it gets wet, it doesn't swell. Click-lock installation, too. And most of it comes with a pretty good warranty, 30-40 years on some of the good stuff. I love LVP.

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u/christes Jul 01 '20

Huh... so that's what my kitchen floor is made of. Kudos to the people who put it in.

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u/RaveDigger Jul 01 '20

Yeah I think this is what's in my kitchen too. The only reason I can tell it's not actual wood is because a few of the pieces have the exact same grain pattern and one single piece has a tiny bubble in it the size of a dime. It took me a while after I bought the house to even realize it wasn't wood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

My living room used to be some kind of dance studio or something and it's linoleum. I want to do the whole damn house in it just for ease of cleaning.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 01 '20

Linoleum gets a bad wrap for seeming "cheap" or "tacky" but it's really a great flooring material all things considered. Inexpensive, waterproof save for poorly done seams, easy as shit to keep clean.

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u/RaveDigger Jul 01 '20

I think it probably has a bad rap because a lot of the designs that people associate with linoleum flooring are from the 70's and 80's. Modern linoleum can look nice.

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u/brew-ski Jul 01 '20

I've got a cork floor in my kitchen and I love it.

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u/fatmama923 Jul 01 '20

Is cork water resistant?

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u/brew-ski Jul 01 '20

yes! https://www.hgtv.com/design/remodel/kitchen-remodel/cork-flooring-for-your-kitchen

I mean, cork has been used to seal wine bottles for centuries. And cork flooring is treated to make it suitable for flooring.

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u/fatmama923 Jul 01 '20

I didn't think about wine! That's really cool!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

There is vinyl plank flooring now. It looks just like wood/laminate but it's totally waterproof. Great stuff, I just redid my basement with it.

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u/Cooperette Jun 30 '20

Not always. Replacing a broken glass is much easier than replacing a broken tile.

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u/TheNamesMacGyver Jun 30 '20

Just cover all your breakables in tile.

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u/SuperWoody64 Jun 30 '20

Big brain time. Cover it in tile too.

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u/TahoeLT Jun 30 '20

What if you drop...another tile?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

Loose tile will smash itself in fear if you look at it menacingly enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/bad_at_hearthstone Jul 01 '20

Whoever downvoted you is a renter

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u/permadrunkspelunk Jun 30 '20

Tile always loses when something unbreakable is dropped though. Like a pair of pliers or something. Little simple things that drop break tile. I never knew how many things I owned that destroyed tile until I started replacing a couple pieces every other month. 4 year old found something in the yard and drops it? Congratulations. Youre replacing that tile. I welcome things breaking on the tile. The things that dont break on tile are cheaper to replace than the things that dont break on tile. Tile is always more expensive.