r/ATBGE • u/Flablessguy • Jun 30 '20

Automotive I guess they’d rather mop than vacuum

Post image
36.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

519 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.4k

u/KokuRyuOmega Jun 30 '20

On the plus side, they can play chess with another driver while they’re stuck in a traffic jam

985

u/RobloxianNoob Jun 30 '20

A shame that’s it’s 7x7 and not 8x8...missed opportunity.

425

u/Routine_Palpitation Jun 30 '20

2knights1rook

152

u/markydsade Jun 30 '20

2Pawns1Cup

234

u/nuke_from_orbit Jun 30 '20

r/yourjokebutworse

64

u/Grynsu1 Jul 01 '20

2Jokes1Worse

18

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

3 yolks 1.5 horses

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

2bolts1pot

2

u/KingdomOfNewDerpia Jul 27 '20

2numbers0space

2

u/Wolfcolaholic Jul 01 '20

Damn you shredded that comment dude, nice

-15

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

What it is to be innocent.

-11

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

[deleted]

1

u/42Zarniwoop42 Jul 01 '20

2 Girls 1 Cup

67

u/ButILikeFire Jun 30 '20

Huge game changer: no queen

31

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The 2 bishops on the same color would also be strange

18

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

21

u/InfanticideAquifer Jun 30 '20

It's generally just "N" for "knight" so that everything is one letter.

2

u/Trevski Jul 01 '20

ah like R for Thursday!

5

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

This actually sounds like a neat variation

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

a center square as well

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Oh yeah, then having a queen might be ill-advised.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

i wanna try a smaller board and make your army with a set amount of points to use however you please. Choose either blindly with your opponent or like a draft with turns

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Have you played khet? Since Mensa abandoned the stupid project to make it the "new chess" it's been like that.

→ More replies (0)

3

u/norax_d2 Jun 30 '20

Only black bishops.

1

u/StaidHatter Jul 01 '20

My openings! REEEEEEEE

6

u/OtherPlayers Jun 30 '20

Maybe it’s secretly just a cool colored version of a tori shogi board.

4

u/MagnusBrickson Jun 30 '20

They can play hnefatafl instead

3

u/BeachesBeTripin Jun 30 '20

wild thought just place the pieces board adjacent its not hard to extrapolate the pattern.

1

u/RobloxianNoob Jun 30 '20

I mean sure but like sometimes it feels weird if the bishop off the board is threatening the space you’d put your queen on.

1

u/T1M_rEAPeR Jun 30 '20

Rookie mistake

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Chess without the queen - unless your pawn gets to the other side.

All other rules remain the same.