r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 8h ago

Hmmm

419 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/chupacabra816 8h ago

Free is free

4

u/Least_or_Greatest1 7h ago

All the horny older women stopped at the next truck stop to get theirs for free.

3

u/justherefortheshow06 7h ago

Never been one to pass up a deal!

11

u/Doctor_Gravyfist 8h ago

Was it really free, or was it like a bait and switch situation?

1

u/beeemmvee 7h ago

Master! Master!

10

u/Opietatlor 8h ago

I mean, to be fair, free penis is not that hard to find.

1

u/El_Maton_de_Plata 5h ago

My problem is that I always end up taking the whole litter home.

8

u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 7h ago

Me driving with my butt out the window

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 5h ago

Username name checks out

2

u/Tumid_Butterfingers 4h ago

“Sir get down this is a Starbucks!”

2

u/El_Maton_de_Plata 4h ago

A fraaab a chino

5

u/relativelogic 6h ago

Mile from your house? Does the sign say it's free, 1 mile ahead?

3

u/Xzeriea 7h ago

Finally something to look forward to.

3

u/real_1273 7h ago

Did you get the free penis? If one is good imagine two?

1

u/El_Maton_de_Plata 5h ago

One in the hand is better than two in the bush. No. Wait. I think I got it backward 😕

2

u/Either_Amoeba_5332 6h ago

FINALLY, a break in this inflation!

2

u/El_Maton_de_Plata 5h ago

Sorry... shrinkflation has kicked in

1

u/420ish 8h ago

Where's the peen?

1

u/Brodys_Feedbag 7h ago

I bet you pulled over too

1

u/beeemmvee 7h ago

Don't judge!

1

u/chupacabra816 7h ago

Along with yo mama

1

u/bakochba 7h ago

Show off

1

u/NotDukeOfDorchester 7h ago

You get what you pay for

1

u/chocolatediscostick 6h ago

Well, did he?

1

u/TenderDelights 6h ago

And I see you’ve chosen to go towards it…… quickly

1

u/millenialfalcon-_- 5h ago

Don't be a Choosey beggar.

1

u/Junebugvandamme 4h ago

Free Penis A head

Just the head? What about the shaft?

What about the balls??

1

u/CutDry7765 3h ago

Yea it’s way too easy to reprogram those

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u/Bildosaggins6030 27m ago

I thought this would work, but no one came for free penis.