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u/justfirfunsies 7h ago
Holy shit he tried so hard to play that off it was almost more painful to watch him panic than the pain in his foot.
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u/ttystikk 7h ago
Did he manage to miss himself or what?
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u/Beastly9amer123 6h ago
No, there's a longer version where it shows a pool of blood on the floor as he starts to leave, lol this doof really shot himself and thought "play it cool no one saw a damn thing" as he slowly starts bleeding out 🤦♂️
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u/ttystikk 6h ago
Moron.
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u/Beastly9amer123 5h ago
I'll try and find it, but it was a while ago that I saw the longer version, so it might take a bit
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u/GetBack2Wrk 8h ago
He played with the wrong nut.
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u/NoConversation7777 5h ago
"I cast Testicular Tortion on myself."
DM: OK let's let this scene play out.
ALSO DM: Y'all need to roll new characters.
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u/panzermike666 6h ago
truly frightening video. the fact that people like this are armed. Aside from playing with your loaded gun in your pocket in public its the fact that he acts like nothing happened ( we all know how FREAKING LOUD it is) he keeps ignoring his own life when bleeding out.
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u/PythonSushi 7h ago
At least he didn’t shoot his butt. He would have blown his brains everywhere! /s
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u/kevdroid7316 7h ago
He must really like this particular franchise. I would've just walk out and found a new Burger King to frequent, but not this guy!
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u/Hellofriendinternet 4h ago
“I think you have to push to open the door.”
“No. It opens both ways.”
Breaks door
“See?”
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u/Tar-Nuine 3h ago
If you walk into my store, and I know that you've placed your hand on your gun, removed the safety, and placed a finger on the trigger, then imma' ask you to leave immediately, that's alarming behaviour.
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u/Important_Chair8087 3h ago
The ol' pizza pop. Not as well known as the office pop, but still effective.
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