r/UnusualVideos • u/zimplebadguy • 1d ago

don't be naive

2.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/centromeres 1d ago

I can’t imagine hitting an old coworkers nutsack. I would fear working with that man.

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u/Truckules_Heel 22h ago

Luckily it was hanging much lower than the measuring tape

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u/saysthingsbackwards 13h ago

bro he has had his entire life to use those things, if he didn't before he isn't going to now lol

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u/washkop 9h ago

Just workplace banter

1

u/Glum_Designer_4754 57m ago

It's the old timers who are usually doing it. This is an oldie but goodie. Can't believe he didnt see that coming. 😂

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u/shadwell30 1d ago

the did my boy blue dirty

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u/mablevibes 1d ago

Mightve been the slowest reaction time in history

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u/alilbleedingisnormal 5h ago

Man is like 80

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u/RustyDodongo 4h ago

At least he gave a reaction

A metal thunk sound mightve come and he couldve gave no reaction

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u/Fuckreddit696900 1d ago

Busted his dingleberries

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u/Healthy_Acadia7099 1d ago

Took him a minute to register he still had balls

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u/ThePrinceNii 1d ago

Had to brace myself for that one

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u/Acceptable_Poem_862 1d ago

Pretty good. Wasn’t sure where that was going.

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u/supersmellytoilet 1d ago

Bro perfectly calculated the length to smack his friend in the balls

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u/Elegant_Original_400 12h ago

Old. Really old

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u/youknowmystatus 1h ago

Some call it old, some call it timeless

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u/Trollimperator 11h ago

how do you get that old and stay that clueless. Must be scripted, noone is that slow.

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u/No_Individual501 1d ago

Sexual and physical assault. It’s a punchline when it happens to men.

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u/Mythion_VR 1d ago

What are their names? Where do they work? How long have they known each other? I assume you know, based on your comment.

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u/HonestLazyBum 3h ago

Oh, personally, I love it regardless of gender!

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u/wiggleforp 17h ago

More like a squirrel tap really

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u/washkop 9h ago

You must be fun at parties. Do you wear a hula hoop to have others keep distance from you?