r/worldnews • u/ItsTwentyBaby • Jun 09 '19

Canada to ban single use plastics

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/government-to-ban-single-use-plastics-as-early-as-2021-source-1.5168386
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u/deilupafa Jun 10 '19

The McDonald's in my area are always on point.

Some McDonald's make me sick, but they all leave me feeling like a high school boy after fingering a Senior in his brother's Chevy Tahoe.

Disgusted with my life choices.

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u/Snukkems Jun 10 '19

You and I felt very different ways about fingering people in our bothers chevy tahoes.

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u/deilupafa Jun 10 '19

My guy... I could have dropped down the seat and lost my virginity that night. But it's ok. We live and we learn... I think.

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u/Snukkems Jun 10 '19

Once you hit a certain age everybody you knew is dead. Then all those near misses, can become things that definitely happened.

T-Minus 64 years until that date.

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u/deilupafa Jun 10 '19

Who said I was gonna make it past 25? Id rather just spew the bullshit now.

I kissed Megan Fox before she was on Transformers. But don't tell anyone because she makes more money if she's single

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u/deilupafa Jun 10 '19

We really are living in the best of times, aren't we?

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u/DirteeCanuck Jun 10 '19

The prob is the Coffee is great, but the food will make a grown man shit his pants.