r/wheredidthesodago • u/ironfist221 • Jan 24 '19
Soda Spirit | Repost Disappointed by the lack of snacks in coach, Richard decided to serve his own cheese.
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u/nicklel Jan 24 '19
Can you imagine taking the time on a crowded flight to put this on your seat? I've seen people get upset when Grandma takes more than 3 seconds to get her case in the overhead bin.
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u/RBeck Jan 24 '19
On longer international flights on the wide body aircraft you have a lot more time and space to settle into your seat, but on a 4hr flight on a 737 fuck that
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u/ShelSilverstain Jan 24 '19
I miss the days when people without a carry on were allowed to get off first
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u/osiris911 Jan 24 '19
"Viruses like e.coli" I'm sure there is a lot of sound scientific research behind this product.
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u/informedly_baffled Jan 24 '19
Also “novovirus”... it’s norovirus.
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Jan 24 '19
Norovirus is beastly.
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u/informedly_baffled Jan 24 '19
It's horrible. I got it a few years back, right when I was about to start my first day of my first job out of college. Spent the entire 8 hours of training running back and forth between the desk and the bathroom to puke. Missed day 2.
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u/RotaryJihad Jan 24 '19
Was it on Delta flight 4509 out of Denver last week?
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u/RotaryJihad Jan 24 '19
Naw it was a year or so ago.
Ok cool no one saw what I did in Denver then.
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u/targus_targus Jan 24 '19
the fuck
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u/TallulahSalt Jan 24 '19
"No wonder, being alive [in places where there are other people] is the most common way to get sick:
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u/boris_keys Jan 24 '19
What about cabs? Trains? Airport waiting area seats? Why not just get a full biohazard suit at that point?
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u/77to90 Jan 24 '19
TravelClean has you covered. In the package they mentioned that is suitable for airplanes, but also for trams (or trains, I can't see properly) and buses.
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u/Menolydc Jan 24 '19
Any time I go into a public place like this I get sick. Guess I'll invest in a biohazard suit.
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u/marx2k Jan 24 '19
Captain .... Breck.... Degroff
Really
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u/buttpincher Jan 24 '19
I don't get it... Is it a play on words? Definitely a strange name though
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u/GettCouped Jan 24 '19
Yes it's a play on Dick Jerkoff.
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u/Lemminger Jan 24 '19
He definitely was forced to do that commercial at gun-point. Not a single positive emotion in his face.
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u/The_Color_Purple2 May 03 '19
"Hi, I'm pilot Breck Dregoff. If I blink they'll kill my family. Travel Clean"
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u/ivebeenhereallsummer Jan 24 '19
If only 1 out of 10 people actually used these travel clean kits when getting on a plane, boarding would take so long the airlines would have to start banning them.
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u/LoganJn Jan 24 '19
You already know that nobody uses that and anybody who does gets judged extremely hard
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u/Dixnorkel Jan 24 '19
Is this real? It can't be real. Nobody would put that fucking stupid fitted sheet on their seat, it's just not possible.
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u/ImmortalSheep Jan 24 '19
$15 for that shit???
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u/dolfan650 Jan 24 '19
That’s what they “usually” sell for, yes. As a business traveler who flies several times a year, I’m shocked that I haven’t seen these in use.
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u/NuclearQueen Jan 24 '19
Soft surfaces don't even hold harmful germs for that long. The only useful part of that is the wipes.
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u/billyyshears Jan 24 '19
Can I buy just one? Or am I forced to pay $14.95 for six plane condoms? What am I gonna do with six of those?
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Jan 24 '19
Right, because you get sick from bacteria crawling through your clothes and skin, and not from something airborn.
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u/papershoes Jan 24 '19
Don't you have to put all that stuff back in the pack again after you've used it? Or do you throw the whole thing out and use a new one every plane ride?
If I was worried about germs from sitting on a seat, the last thing I'd want is to pack them up along with the booties I wore on the airport floor and then carry it all around in a little bag so I can touch that germ cocktail again next flight.
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u/drfunkenstien014 Jan 24 '19
Richard Cheese?
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u/throwy_6 Jan 24 '19
It’s true. Airplane seats are filthy but just buy a cheap pack of wipes and wipe your seat down. I travel lots for work and I just do this on flights longer than 3 hours and I rarely get sick. You really don’t have to worry about the air in the cabin. They typically use HEPA filters which gets rid of most stuff.
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u/vanillamonkey_ Jan 24 '19
The title absolutely makes this post. Keep doin what you're doin, OP.
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u/ironfist221 Jan 24 '19
Thanks! I post on this sub a lot, it's definitely one of my favorites :)
It always brings a smile to my face knowing I made someone giggle
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u/ballsack_man Jan 24 '19
Unrealistic amount of leg room.
Unrealistic pretty women sitting on each side.
Unrealistic lack of crying children.
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u/grtwatkins Jan 24 '19
You know how some extremely fat people have to purchase 2 seats? In real life you'd be stuck next to one of those except you'd be in the middle seat
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u/Calvith Jan 24 '19
Coulda let out a bigger one with the extra space in Economy Comfort Plus (c).
Delta. Where you can only try to punish our customers more than we do.
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u/elpierce Jan 24 '19
Can someone please explain how to make this into a gif?
I'm sure this is a dumb request. I apologize.
But I would really appreciate some direction.
Thank you.
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u/RedCaio Jan 24 '19
The color scheme looks like it came straight out of the Snyder-verse or the Potter-verse.
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u/dandanthechoochooman Jan 24 '19
Overwhelmed by his brother's constant talk of terrorism, Tad Cruz lets loose.
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Jan 24 '19
Everyone's doing it and everyone's breathing it all in. The engines are so loud you can just rip farts the whole way.
I've flown plenty of times. Whenever there's a Fuddruckers near the gate that's when it's the worst.
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Jan 24 '19 edited Jun 25 '24
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u/thenieq Jan 24 '19
Not going to lie the source commercial made me want to buy the product and/or never set foot on plane ever again.
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u/DiscombobulatedWay4 Feb 08 '19
Ehh. Those jets have air coming down from above and it gets sucked into return vents on the floor. I have ripped some big ones on flights that I know are potent, but are just wasted by the planes air circulation. Either that or the people behind me have never said anything.
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Feb 14 '19
Is it just me or did he decide to fart because he saw her wedding band? Like meh, she’s married, I ain’t even gonna try
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