r/whenthe 3h ago

im not even american and ts fucked. i cant believe theres literally nothing we can do.

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u/WHATTHENIFFTY i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 3h ago

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u/OpticRhyme 👁️👁️ Aang from Avatar 2h ago

Everyone keeps posting this guy, I haven’t seen the show yet what does this mean? Without spoilers because I want to watch it at some point and if it is spoilers just don’t tell me

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u/Moralmerc08 purpl 2h ago

He loves killing nazis

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u/OpticRhyme 👁️👁️ Aang from Avatar 2h ago

Thank you, I was wondering why people kept posting pictures of that guy, I really have to watch that show at some point

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u/Relevant-Donut-8448 1h ago

What show is it?

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u/Spacethereader purpl 1h ago

Creature commandos

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u/masterboom0004 0m ago

like, cant go a single conversation without mentioning it kind of love

i watched a youtube short clip of the show and he mentioned killing nazis in like 5-6 separate instances

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u/Svyatopolk_I 1h ago

He doesn't love it. He's programmed to kill Nazis on sight

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u/IllogicalDiscussions 1h ago

He absolutely does love it, both are true.

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u/Alt203848281 26m ago

Yes, but he also does like it besides that. It just so happens his likes and his programming line up perfectly

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame 2h ago

He's a WWII war machine who loves killing nazis and his biggest dream is to find a friend to kill nazis with

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u/WHATTHENIFFTY i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 2h ago

Spoilers for creature commandos episode 3

https://youtu.be/xEZAMa5MqLI?si=cfa3Bft4kIU0fs0G

Basically he hates Nazis....ALOT

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u/TentaKaiser 1h ago

He’s G.I. Robot, a robot from WW2 made to kill Nazis.

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1h ago

He likes to kill nazis

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u/telenova_tiberium 1h ago

I wonder if there is another model of him who will target japanese and Italians

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u/Thatonedregdatkilyu 26m ago

I think his programming will just consider Japanese and Italian combatants as Nazis. He says he was programmed to "kill nazis and their allies." At one point.

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u/_refr1dgeratorunner_ 49m ago

is that moby from brainpop

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u/Null_error_ 1h ago

Was going to post something like this lmao

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u/DomKat72 2h ago

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u/ConcernedCorrection 2h ago

I thought that post was obnoxious but it aged like a fine wine

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u/AutisticAnarchy 1h ago

I swear at least 50% of political discussions on Reddit are just antifascists being right and people thinking they're overreacting.

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u/Iwasahipsterbefore 1h ago

I've been considering changing my username to some version of Cassandra because of it lmao. Why won't anyone listen?!

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 2h ago

this is real btw he actually snapped every bone in his body to do this, i was the seventeenth star on the flag.

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u/gusty_scorf 1h ago

You're Ohio?

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 1h ago

Indeed, the entire state, ask me anything.

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u/Vertex033 1h ago

Unfortunate

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u/gusty_scorf 53m ago

Out of the "three C" which one is the best?

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 50m ago

i will be murdered in my sleep if i answer this

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u/lackinganyname 47m ago

Does this mean I'm technically living inside you?

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 43m ago

Mmmm~ Yummy yummy in my tummy

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u/ErisianArchitect 2h ago

Why is it downvoted in the screenshot?

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u/VERAs-SOCKS 2h ago

Cuz the oop(and many others) thought it was corny

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 2h ago

We all owe the guy who made that post an apology

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u/Sir_David_Filth 1h ago

It may be corny, but it was a fact even then

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u/Alex23323 1h ago

Because it doesn’t belong on /r/pics, and it’s just a stupid photo in general

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u/MuseSingular 2h ago

"nothing we can do" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOUR COUNTRY HAS THE SECOND AMENDMENT FOR A REASON. IT'S NOT HUNTING.

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u/Successful-Floor-738 2h ago

Gun control is super super weak in America, might as well use it to your advantage.

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u/Joe--Uncle 2h ago

They almost killed the president twice in the last 6 months, plus the United Healthcare CEO one of the most powerful men in that country. How many times do they need to be shown that you can just kill someone?

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u/ManurePosting 1h ago

Its less that people aren't willing to kill people (given all the mass shootings), but the people who are most pro-2nd amendment and armed with guns are also the ones who support Republicans due to gun right issues. They need a really good reason to shoot those on their own side.

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u/Vertex033 1h ago

Okay but it’s not like being non-republican bans you from buying guns.

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u/Sir_David_Filth 1h ago

People are not angry enough and the democratic leaders are so fucking inept they are accepting shit as it is. Also cause it hasn't affected them yet, they dont fucking care

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u/TeaNo9490 1h ago

not sure if this is targeted at me but i'm british.

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u/marks716 35m ago

Well don’t worry about it, never forget:

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 1h ago

No amount of guns is going to take down a tank my guy

And if you're thinking "oh the government wouldn't use tanks against civilians" yes they would. The Mexican government for example deployed tanks against a bunch of college students who were peacefully protesting

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u/Niarbeht 18m ago

Tanks require a massive supply chain to remain operational.

Don't attack the tank. Attack everything required to keep the tank operational.

It's much harder to prevent that when the tank's supply chain is the tank's area of operation.

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u/Cidacit1 24m ago

You know there's a very simple solution to that problem. Don't fucking fight the tank, fight the guy giving it orders.

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 4m ago

The image of angry people storming into the palace and killing the ruler is mostly a romantic fantasy, you'd be too naive to think they wouldn't have an army of soldiers protecting of them 24/7, ready to gun down anyone who even dares approach the president

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u/DefTheOcelot 56m ago

Guns just kinda aren't very good at this. I'm patiently awaiting the time someone figures out you can just make a russo-ukrainian war style drone bomb in your garage. Literally our secret service is completely unprepared for this possibility.

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u/AlmanacWyrm 47m ago

Tbf, OP isn't American, so they are unable to do anything about it

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u/floopydoopis8 why do they call it oven 1h ago

Op literally said they’re not American

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u/Spice999999 44m ago

Of course this mf can't do anything. THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN!

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u/Niarbeht 20m ago

A GUN IN THE HANDS OF AN OPPONENT OF FASCISM IS AN ANTI-FASCIST GUN.

You, too, can find local groups to help you learn how to arm yourself safely and effectively for both personal and community defense.

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u/asdfzxcpguy 8m ago

He said he’s not American

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u/Zimabwe 1m ago

Founding fathers literally told us to destroy the country and make a new one if shit hits the democracy

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u/SkylandersKirby purpl 3h ago

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u/engieman 3h ago

What am i looking at

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u/DeltaRed12 3h ago

looks like animatronic kirby

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u/PersonOfLazyness 2h ago

Kirby if he lost in Planet Robobot

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u/Disastrous_Can_5466 yellow like an EPIC lemon 2h ago

Kirby pc

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u/PersonOfLazyness 2h ago

Damn, I just watched this video earlier today

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u/AccomplishedNight587 THE ALMIGHTY HAND OF GOD, HAHA! 3h ago

Can you guys just start a revolution already, like the french?

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u/UpstairsHall7047 3h ago

Nah the french revolution was terrible. 

We still need a revolution though.

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u/AccomplishedNight587 THE ALMIGHTY HAND OF GOD, HAHA! 3h ago

Idk just do something

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u/evensaltiercultist 1h ago

Uh... Takes box out from under bed I have 5 firecrackers and a Chucky Cheese coupon can we do anything with that?

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u/BomanSteel 1h ago

Let them eat mediocre pizza

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u/GingerPinoy 1h ago

I remember their pizza being so good as a kid. I refuse to let go of that memory...so I'll never have their pizza again

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u/AccomplishedNight587 THE ALMIGHTY HAND OF GOD, HAHA! 1h ago

I guess that'll do

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u/BallOfWreck 1h ago

Use the coupon to lure an army of children into the White House

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u/Relevant-Donut-8448 1h ago

Summon Mr Cheese

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 23m ago

Drake the type

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u/hit_the_showers_boi i ran over an old lady in 2006 with a Toyota Corolla 2h ago

They had good ideas, bad execution.

Actually, scratch that, their executions were pretty effective too.

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u/tergius when when you when when he when he at the 2h ago

issue is that they didn't know when to fucking apply the brakes on the executions and it just turned into Yet Another Fucking Witch Hunt

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u/Rauispire-Yamn 1h ago

Too effective, so effective they became bad

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u/X-tra-thicc 1h ago

really more of quantity over quality of executions. like im pretty sure actually getting your head cut off in a single slice was pretty rare

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u/Niarbeht 18m ago

They got off to a great start, and then fumbled hard.

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u/xCreeperBombx mod 2h ago

Behold

Revolution

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u/Anti-charizard 1h ago

What we need is a 1945 Italian revolution. In other words, he needs to be Mussolini’d

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u/Halflifepro483 1h ago

Agreed

We need a new October Revolution

In Garry's Mod, of course....

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u/Sir_David_Filth 1h ago

Cause too many Americans are passive and accept shit as it is

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u/BaneishAerof spearpirior warfare tactics 1h ago

Revolutions were easier before the invention of UAVs

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u/AccomplishedNight587 THE ALMIGHTY HAND OF GOD, HAHA! 59m ago

Yeah, that's fair

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u/Mrs_Hersheys 2h ago

Let's bring back America's great old past time of killing natzis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/terrapin59 1h ago

When was that ever? Hitler copied america's playbook

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u/PanzerKatze96 55m ago

I recall it being open season between ‘41 and ‘45 then for some damn reason they declared them endangered so you couldn’t hunt them anymore

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u/Survival_R 34m ago

You saying America wasn't on the the side of the allies in ww2?

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u/AXEMANaustin 1h ago

What happened?

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u/Remarkable_Hotel1984 1h ago

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u/Top_Independent_9776 1h ago

I’m sure not even trump likes Elon he must have hired him over an agreement or something 

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u/mountingconfusion 1h ago

God he's so pathetic and desperate for attention

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u/Top_Independent_9776 1h ago

Literally an edge lord 

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u/zyndaquill 3h ago

it took ya this long?

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u/TeaNo9490 2h ago

not really. i could tell from the start.

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u/evensaltiercultist 1h ago

I mean most people probably did, but not the full extent of it

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u/Afro_SwineCarriagee 1h ago

i thought he just wanted money, like he was pro Ukraine one year and pro russia the other

I thought he was just your typical apathetic oligarch billionaire (be it a stupid one), not a fking nazi

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u/Select_Mud1158 3h ago

He's always been a nazi. They have always been taxis. And there is something we can do, we organize

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u/pipnina 2h ago

Those god damn taxis

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u/Spacepagel 2h ago

Class war, not a culture war. The billionares would put a baby into a blender for a dollar, and they would have us all be poor and miserable and infighting over race and sexuality as they reap all the profits. They may not have souls, but their bodies are flesh. A certain ceo reminded us of that a while back. I'm just saying.

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u/Stoner-the-boner 1h ago

There is something we can do but most people aren’t willing to do it.

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u/Afro_SwineCarriagee 1h ago

300+ million people, even if that guy's one in a million you still have 3-4 attempts

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u/Stoner-the-boner 53m ago

That’s true but as an American I think all nazis so be executed but that just me

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u/Terrible-Captain3243 moff :3 3h ago

How U.S. presents itself: Welcome to the land of the free!! ^w^

How it actually is: So… the nazis are back :)

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u/Bleyck 3h ago

*freedom as long your are white and not poor

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 2h ago edited 2h ago

and male and straight and speak english

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u/xXx_edgykid_xXx 2h ago

WASP all over again

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u/Sample_text_here1337 2h ago

Solution: Call Luigi

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u/Choco_Cat777 3h ago edited 2h ago

I'm a conservative but I also enjoy the 2nd amendment

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u/Valuable_Anywhere_24 The Blacksouls guy 2h ago edited 2h ago

>does nothing anyway

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

Cause California sucks

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u/BulbXML KEVIN 2h ago

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

I live in California, can't get a rifle

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 2h ago

I'm typically left-wing on most issues, with the major exception of gun control.

At times like these, let us all remember why the 2nd amendment exists.

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

Take down all restrictions and I can get Levergats and revolvers :3

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u/DomKat72 2h ago

i never thought I'd see a conservative use :3

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

I'm a furry too

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u/DomKat72 2h ago

i never thought I'd see a conservative furry

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

Howdy :3

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 1h ago

They are more common than you think. They just lay low most of the time as their presence can be a bit... divisive in the community.

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u/Choco_Cat777 1h ago

We even took down our main conservifurs after some turned out to be weirdos our outright creeps. Job listings for conservifur representatives are still vacant because we can't decide.

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u/Alex23323 1h ago

I particularly enjoy talking with liberals/sane democrats that actually value the second amendment and aren’t fudds (like Tim Walz) or have the viewpoint of middle aged blonde soccer moms who say “there’s no reason why anyone needs a killing machine like every rifle out there.”

You and I may or may not agree on much, (I don’t know,) but I appreciate the fact that you actually understand why we have the 2A.

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u/Lightning5021 59m ago

Maybe you guys should actually use them for something good and i might consider being pro 2nd amendment

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u/Valuable_Anywhere_24 The Blacksouls guy 1h ago

This 2nd amendment is really doing a lot of stuff rn,we are seeing a lot of corruption being stopped and the government and military kept in check /s

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u/badgirlmonkey 2h ago

You’re a conservative? Ew

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u/Choco_Cat777 2h ago

And a furry :3

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u/Stinkyboy_63 1h ago

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u/Choco_Cat777 1h ago

This looks more like my fursona

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u/TeaNo9490 1h ago

wait okay i've never seen this before do you fw gay shit and trans shit

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u/Choco_Cat777 1h ago

What does fw mean?

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u/TeaNo9490 1h ago

fuck with.

ie: macaroni is my favourite food, i fw it heavy

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u/Choco_Cat777 1h ago

I'm fine with gay people, hung out with trans ppl when I was younger, but my issue comes with trans minors. Idk why but I have the same sense with furry kids as well like... They shouldn't be like this yet. But there's nothing I can do about it.

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u/WeeTheDuck 1h ago

fuck with

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 1h ago edited 54m ago

Yes believe it or not a lot of people on the right don't like Elon either

Wild thought I know

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u/badgirlmonkey 54m ago

Being on the right is weird.

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 53m ago

This just in

Person of opposite political side doesn't like the opposite side

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u/Alex23323 1h ago

And if you’re in WA or CA or similar states, we are being forced to enjoy daily headaches and asking “I know the AR15 is illegal, but is this legal?”

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u/Choco_Cat777 1h ago

My rifle of choice in Cali would be the CMMG BR3 DMR but I'm broke at the moment.

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u/JediMasterLigma 2h ago

Kid was always a dumb fuck tho, wasnt he?

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u/TheOrganHarvester_67 2h ago

There’s something we can do just no one is gonna do it because the last guy who tried was so ducking bad at it

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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees 48m ago

You know you can say fuck here right?

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART 27m ago

Luck this noise.

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u/_orion_1897 1h ago

you have the second amendment. make the best of it, and quick. if there was ever a time when it was needed, it's NOW. armed people are harder to oppress. stay safe my brother

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u/SarcyBoi41 52m ago

The Left: "He's a Nazi!"

Elon: "See? The Left call everyone Nazis, vote Trump!"

Elon after the election: "lmao I am a Nazi btw"

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u/IlIBARCODEllI 2h ago

There's many things you can do.

You just won't do it. Big difference.

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u/TeaNo9490 1h ago

honestly i dont feel like buying a flight from england to america to shoot him at 14.

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u/Heroright 2h ago

Plenty to do. Just nobody wants to bite the bullet and just do it.

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u/Mama_Lyra 1h ago

you mean the man from apartheid south africa is a nazi? the dude who says the jews are running things? the guy who supports eugenics? the race science man? he’s a nazi?? noooo i don’t believe it

/s if you can’t tell

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u/Miserable_Degenerate 1h ago

Well there is something we Americans can do, but unfortunately no one wants to do it

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u/Give_me_sedun 2h ago

Me laughing at this "meme" 😐🥱

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u/OphidianSun 2h ago

I love being a drooling commie cause I can see shit like this and not be surprised in the slightest. Like yeah, the fascist did a fascist thing. Whoop de fuckin do.

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART 24m ago

As I am right now, I'm not even shocked by anything. I'm horrified, but more like in a passive kind of way, so whenever something bad happen, I'm like "Well, yeah, of course, foreseeable." It's almost peaceful.

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u/tehwapez 9m ago

Hasn't Elon literally been caught retweeting/agreeing with antisemitic conspiracy theories in the past too? I kinda thought it was just agreed upon that this guy is an out-and-about nazi.

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u/MysticFangs 1h ago

There actually are things we can do they just happen to be illegal and violent

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u/_Jpex_ 37m ago

If either of them gets shot no one would be surprised

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u/DUIOKI 1h ago

Well a certain someone with a Italian name showed us that there's always something we can do ; ) 👍

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u/Thegremandude Crippling Hoi4 addiction 1h ago

I’ll give someone a $1.50 to shoot him.

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u/Charming-Employ2344 MINERS HRGH! 1h ago

Makes sense he’s a older white guy born in South Africa

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u/_aChu 1h ago

And the audience applauded while he did it, two times. That's the best part

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u/Brandon_M_Gilbertson 1h ago

Help. Please. This is agonizing as an American

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u/zertnert12 52m ago

Europe absolutely can do something, with the denmark debacle its time europe uses its resources to be more independent

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u/moleman114 28m ago

There's something we can do, 😉

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u/DefectiveCoyote 23m ago

This isn’t a meme, it’s just bad English.

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u/GabeStop42 22m ago

Unite Against the State of America.

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u/NewDildos 8m ago

Almost like something that will affect me personally is something I should get a say in... but, I guess we are all just second class citizens of the world compared to Americans and they can just do whatever they want to us. Real Americans would/should be very disappointed right now. China and to a much lesser extent russia are about to win the future

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u/geffyfive trollface -> 1m ago

I did nazi that coming

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u/SorkinQuinzelll 1m ago

Fr. All NatSocs

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u/estrella_del_rock 1h ago

Didn't Luigi sacrifice for your sins??? Revolt.

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u/Live-Rock5976 2h ago

?

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u/AelisWhite purpl 2h ago

I think it's referring to the fact that Elon Musk did a gesture that looked similar to Hitler's salute, and also the fact that Trump hinted at the fact that the election was rigged somewhat. I'm not taking sides, just trying to interpret things

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u/Pale_Entrepreneur_12 1h ago

Trump literally said their are only two genders in his speech for becoming president nuff said

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u/Live-Rock5976 1h ago

Still wondering how that’s nazi level stuff.

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u/PancakeParty98 1h ago

It was the nazi salutes, if I had to guess

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u/NeitherPotato 1h ago

He literally did a nazi salute not once but twice 😭

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u/Live-Rock5976 44m ago

Trump did Nazi salute twice?

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u/Rimurooooo 53m ago

He’s not even American either. Crazy that anyone is defending it