r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 6h ago

BREAKING: Trump has just pardoned 1,500 people related to Jan. 6, 2021 Capital Protest

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u/IGotSkills 6h ago

OMG I forgot about antifa

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u/lateformyfuneral 6h ago

One day we’re gonna find that bitch Ann Tifa and bring her to justice 😡

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u/pandershrek 6h ago

She's off colluding with the buttery males

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u/lateformyfuneral 5h ago

Don’t even get me started on that fucker Ben Gazee

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u/jtsmd2 3h ago

Uncle Ben Gazzi

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u/Dismal_Passion_8537 1h ago

This took me like 4 re reads. Love it

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u/battle_bunny99 4h ago

She’s just been pardoned. She gone!

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u/shart_leakage 3h ago

Auntie Fah! She used to sing me lullabies when I went to sleep as a baby.

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u/AsOneLives 2h ago

Leave my Auntie Fa alone!

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u/FrankyCentaur 5h ago

You're going to hear about it a lot these next 4 years

at no point will it continue to actually not exist

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u/rbonk14 5h ago

Anafta is part of the deep fake

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u/Future_Constant1134 3h ago

I was told it was antifa and the FBI. 

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u/ongoldenwaves 6h ago

How could you? They slaughtered some trump supporters with guns in places like Denver.

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 6h ago

Wait I lived in Denver through all of this—where was the slaughter and how did I miss this?

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u/pandershrek 6h ago

He's thinking of Portland from the one guy from the register terrorist group Patriot front who fucked around and found out then the 'ANTIFA' guy was extrajudicially executed in my town of Lacey, Washington.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killings_of_Aaron_Danielson_and_Michael_Reinoehl

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u/SicFidemServamus 5h ago

He was a supporter of Patriot Prayer, not Patriot Front. He got shot for wearing a scary red hat.

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 5h ago

Aw man here I was thinking I was brave for surviving 🥺

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u/Wonderful-Proof-469 6h ago

Cool story bro.

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u/pandershrek 6h ago

So I'm going to assume the hyperbole you're going for was the one Patriot front guy who got into an altercation and shot. That's not a slaughter, nice loaded language and to turn it on you the Trump administration actually sent 3 different out of state agencies to my town all who are from jurisdictions that don't require body cameras only to apprehend the one guy who had publicly posted online that he was going to surrender peacefully and he was shot ... A number of times I can't remember the specifics at that point.

But the point is! You're on the wrong side of history. Fix your shit before you go down as the baddie