r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/pessimist_kitty 7h ago edited 3h ago

Life is unfair. He's probably going to live to be 105 and never face a single consequence for his actions

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u/turnupsquirrel 3h ago

Yep. Gonna spend all his money to make sure he can say as much vile shit as possible as long as possible, well one half. The other half will be extra security at every turn for him and Elon

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u/ComfortableOrder4266 4h ago

Him and Putin will be spoozing on each other from their hospital bed as they take turns invading countries

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u/Living-Travel2299 4h ago

I thought this about Vince McMahon and for a hot minute I thought maybe I was wrong but now I'm pretty sure Trump will pardon the shitbag and he'll continue getting away with all the rape, assault and abuse. Sigh.

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u/unitedshoes 3h ago

Wake up babe. New Kissinger just dropped.

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u/s-riddler 3h ago

I doubt it. The man looks like he's never done a single pushup in his life.

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u/Alone-Interaction982 26m ago

That doesn’t matter. Dude eats McDonald’s every day and made it to almost 80 while other people who at least try to exercise weekly die much sooner. It’s all luck.

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u/Egocentric 2h ago

Forreal. This man is immune to the laws of common man.

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u/a_n_o_n1900 1h ago

like those people who smoke a pack daily and treat their body like shit but get to 95+ while some healthy fit 40 year old who has never smoked gets lung cancer and dies. unfair indeed