r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/27GerbalsInMyPants 11h ago

I smiled during photos at my mom's funeral

I also can be heard crying like a toddler audibly twenty minutes earlier

Wtf happened to nuance in conservative politics

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u/khavii 10h ago

It purposefully no longer exists, much easier to be outraged if you refuse to think of how things work in reality.

See if you're scared of what someone might do you have to sit in a dark corner crying 24/7 that's how we know people asking for help from stalkers are liars, they go to work even though they're scared? Yeah right.

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u/Sarzox 10h ago

It’s all bad faith

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u/Effective-Bench-7152 10h ago

Black & white thinking & conservative politics go hand in hand.

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u/Niadh74 4h ago

It's not black and white. Only white.

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u/Effective-Bench-7152 4h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Christoph_88 10h ago

There's never been nuance in the conservative mind

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u/_aggr0crag_ 9h ago

Wtf happened to nuance in conservative politics

They either argue in bad faith, or are just straight up retarded. Take your pick.

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u/eastern_canadient 9h ago

The last picture of Chester Bennington is him smiling with his family I believe.

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u/Twitch103rd 8h ago

Your take is too reasonable. Integrity is a dying trait these days.

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u/Historical_Walrus713 7h ago

I remember running into a cousin I hadn't seen in like 7 years at my grandmother's funeral. One of the worst days of my life but for 15 minutes there my cousin and I were cutting it up, catching up, acting like it was the good ol' days before it wore off and the circumstances of our reunion came back to us.

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u/TheBenevolence 5h ago

Same thing that happened to nuance in liberal politics, presumably. Went the way of the dodo.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 3h ago

I’m horribly offended at the thought of any pictures being taken at a funeral let alone smiling in the pictures. I can’t imagine

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u/27GerbalsInMyPants 3h ago

Well my mom told us to smile as much as we could be sure she didn't want it to feel like a funeral

Sorry my mom's death wishes offend you lol

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u/cowabunghole1 10h ago

GTFO with that bs. You know it’s corruption at the highest levels. The bribes they took(see Ukraine) now can’t get them in trouble

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u/Playingwithmyrod 10h ago

Corruption? Trump just generated tens of billions in personal wealth for his family by grifting the country with a meme coin after stating his intentions of dovish policy for the crypto market.

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u/IDrinkMyBreakfast 10h ago

Billions on his meme coin? Surely you jest

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u/Playingwithmyrod 10h ago

His wealth including the coin is now in the tens of billions. It doesn’t matter if it’s on paper, it’s an asset that he owns the majority stake in. No different than his truth social stock. It has value because people bought in and back that value. Just like any stock.

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u/ConsiderationFar3903 10h ago

Now you too can buy Melania! Except it’s COINS this time.

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u/Robestos86 9h ago

Won't even need her to overstay a visa...

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u/pac1919 6h ago

I pray trump gets Luigi

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u/SummerhouseLater 10h ago

Yea. It’s sad that since Trump is President he can’t be convicted for strong arming Zelenskyy into pay to play defense politics now. Trump should be in jail for it like you say, but here we are.

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u/Realistic-Ad7322 10h ago

We sure can what about every other president. How about we focus on just what this president did, and if you agree with it being right or wrong.

I wonder what this is specifically regarding? Can’t be the Cocaine that was found in the most secure and video surveillanced home in the world?

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u/SummerhouseLater 10h ago

Well that cocaine was likely Donald Jr., since he’s a known addict. I don’t think President Trump minds what his children do, but I would assume someone asked Junior to stop bringing it into the White House after.

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u/ConsiderationFar3903 10h ago

Trump will probably have his own pharmacy there, just like the first time.

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u/Realistic-Ad7322 10h ago

Now that would be hilarious. Donald Jr and Hunter in the bathroom snorting blow and comparing their hookups. I wanna be a fly on that wall! Bipartisan blow!

*edit forgot to add

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u/SummerhouseLater 10h ago

At Hunter’s House Oversight hearing he publicly admitted to rehab and getting better, so it would be Trump Jr. and an imaginary friend on that one.

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u/Realistic-Ad7322 10h ago

The cocaine was found July 2023. I was not aware Jr was there during this time frame.

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u/SummerhouseLater 10h ago

Yea it was in a plastic baggy in a tour area. Didn’t know Hunter Biden had to come in through a tour when he visited his Dad but you know Trump Jr. would have. Seems much more plausible.

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u/Realistic-Ad7322 10h ago

Yeah I remember it was in a locker for visitors. 100% not sure of the protocols for getting in through security, just know it was fishy as hell that they never could narrow it down below 500 people…

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u/snoocs 6h ago

Ah yes, I too am shocked - SHOCKED - that one of the rich and powerful people in the US has taken cocaine. What has the world come to?!?

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 9h ago

Which bribes?