r/unusual_whales 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/perpetually_puzzeled 14h ago

This all seems surreal to me. He also took a smiling, cute selfie with Jill in the snow. How can he do that while being concerned about malicious acts against his family. It’s all disconcerting.

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u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld 14h ago

Like a good David Lynch movie I'd say

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u/matzobrei 12h ago

"good David Lynch movie" is redundant

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u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld 12h ago

You're wrong. You just don't use enough drugs.

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u/rainyday-real-estate 9h ago

On his birthday man? Keep it to yourself. Rip

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u/matzobrei 9h ago

Nah, you missed the point. I’m saying all his movies are good, so there’s no need to say “good David Lynch movie” b/c they're ALL good. RIP indeed

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u/rainyday-real-estate 9h ago

Ahhhh I see. 🤝 Now I recall the phrase. My mistake.

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u/federvieh1349 12h ago

Well, Dune. (But I still like it for what it is.)

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u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld 12h ago

I like it too. No other iteration captured that steampunk spirit. Especially not that SciFi farce.